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[Dec. 29th, 2004|11:43 am]
Whole lotta labia.
In my mailbox:

Dear Melissa:

Thank you for your interest in COMPANY X (who I actually used to work for). Please forward an ms.word version of your resume to me, along with your current and desired salary.

Thank you and I look forward to speaking with you regarding this
opportunity.

Regards,
Recruiter Girl for Company X


Dear Marta:

Thank you for writing, I will be forwarding the information as you requested. At the moment I am so desperate for a job that I will be willing to hand carry the information to you on my knees if need be. I might also be willing to pick the old gum from under your desk and buff your car with a diaper.

Regards,
Melissa
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[User Picture]From: slightlytricky
2004-12-29 05:06 pm (UTC)
*dances*
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