||[Dec. 29th, 2004|11:43 am]
Whole lotta labia.
In my mailbox:|
Thank you for your interest in COMPANY X (who I actually used to work for). Please forward an ms.word version of your resume to me, along with your current and desired salary.
Thank you and I look forward to speaking with you regarding this
Recruiter Girl for Company X
Thank you for writing, I will be forwarding the information as you requested. At the moment I am so desperate for a job that I will be willing to hand carry the information to you on my knees if need be. I might also be willing to pick the old gum from under your desk and buff your car with a diaper.