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[Jan. 5th, 2005|09:27 pm]
Whole lotta labia.
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Dear Melissa,

Blah blah blah, good conversation, blah blah blah want to schedule a second interview, blah blah blah come in and meet some more of the team, blah blah blah. What is your availability this week?

Thanks,
Guy I Interviewed With This Morning


Dear GIIWTM,

Exactly which brand of diaper would you like for me to buff your car with? I don't think you understand. I have grand plans for these days off but I end up fretting, cooking, and ignoring the chores whilst becoming obsessed with computer games OMG PLS HIRE ME NOW I NEED A JOB BEFORE I EAT THE REST OF THE KITCHEN AND MY SOCKS BECOME SENTIENT!

That being said, I'm free all day tomorrow.

Thank you,
Melly
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[User Picture]From: fangirlsays
2005-01-06 02:29 am (UTC)
Second interview whee! :) *crosses all crossable body parts*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-01-06 02:34 am (UTC)
*twirls you*

YAY! It's a job doing what I do best.. for a bunch of folks who seem really good. I promise, if this goes well, your pretzel-like efforts will not go unrewarded. ;)
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[User Picture]From: berreh
2005-01-06 02:32 am (UTC)
What did I tell you? VICTORY IS YOURS.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-01-06 02:35 am (UTC)
Victory is all I ask for, Berry. Complete, unquestioned Victory and a company-paid cell phone. My needs are so wee.
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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2005-01-06 02:32 am (UTC)
Melly? you are wonderful and skillful and v. v. smart, and he was rightfully impressed with you and enthusiastic about your potential at company X, but he's probably trying to coordinate schedules of several people for interview #2, and sometimes that takes more than 5 minutes, 'kay?

*rocks you until you feel calmer*

I'd sing you a lullaby, but I have a terrible singing voice and you'd end up stuffing your sentient socks into my mouth to shut me up. no word of a lie.

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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2005-01-06 02:35 am (UTC)
OK, this? was supposed to be the response to a comment from you from earlier, only I got mixed up, so now I'm all "be calm little cowgirl" when I should have been all "OMG YAY! HUZZAH!"

*sigh*

Sorry Melly. OMG YAY! HUZZAH! SECOND INTERVIEW! WOOHOO!

time for bed. definitely time for bed.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-01-06 02:38 am (UTC)
But Ronnie.. it's like you were puh-sychic (which is how my grandmother used to prounounce 'psychic' and lord how you would have loved that crazy loon).. because even when the news is all happy I needed to calm down a bit and keep my perspective and not go leaping at it. :)

The job is wonderful... doing short-length projects and coordinating with IT departments.. I'm really really good at that. I'm really good at being the go-to person and I work best when busy.. so it's a good fit. Plus, it in no way involves the Kingston airport. :D

I adore you so much.
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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2005-01-06 02:46 am (UTC)
So on your next interview will you get to meet some of the other people that you'll be working with? see the working environment, that sort of thing?

It sounds like the job is just right up your alley, especially if you never have to struggle through the Kingston airport ever again. *shudders* Actually, it's not so much struggling there as standing and waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting.

Leaping is a good thing, you should definitely leap and caper, even, but any time I have a chance to snuggle all up with you, metaphorically anyhow, I'm gonna jump at it. Ronnie=cuddle slut.

I adore you, too, and you just made me cry when you said that. *sniff*
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[User Picture]From: ipso__facto
2005-01-06 02:40 am (UTC)
EEEEIIIIIIEEEEE!

(Not a very helpful exclaimation, but meant in good faith. :D )

*spins you*
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[User Picture]From: cindyjade
2005-01-06 03:02 am (UTC)
hee! you are going to do awesome babe!

don't forget to take the sugar packets w/ you.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-01-06 05:38 pm (UTC)
Sweet n Low: Oh Professor Boyd, I sure hope Melly gets this job so she can spend her days writing porn and goofing off again.

Sugar in the Raw: Oh, I wouldn't worrrry Young Dominic, she's unable to rrresist the urrrge to write porrrn even if she's not employed. It should only be a matterrrr of time.

Sweet n Low: That's great news! We should shag to celebrate!

Sugar in the Raw: A fabulous plan my boy, fetch the whipped crrream!
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[User Picture]From: make_your_move
2005-01-06 03:24 am (UTC)
~squeals in a most girlie fashion~ goodforyou! keep us informed. and of course, don't forget a superfast computer to LJ with in your 'requirements'!
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[User Picture]From: lalartu
2005-01-06 11:37 pm (UTC)
So have you tried snood?

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