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[Feb. 4th, 2005|04:59 pm]
Whole lotta labia.
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In my office break room there's a shelf of books. A free-for-all lending library, if you will. It's got your required Stephen King and John Grisham novels, of course.

And then right on top of one of the piles is a copy of "The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty."

In the break room. Not the ladies room, where I might at least be like "Well.. ok.. that fits." No. The lunch room. Call me a prude, but I don't usually like cocks, floggers, and excessive adjectives that close to my Lean Cuisine.
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2005-02-04 11:49 pm (UTC)
aw man you'd think they come up with better porn than that. mayhap you should print some out and leave it in the same place?

and also, *humps your leg gently.* how are narcotics treating you my Melly?
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[User Picture]From: berreh
2005-02-05 12:08 am (UTC)
You should bring it to the next staff meeting and be like, "Oh yeah, and I found THIS in the break room and thought someone might be missing it. Anyone? Nancy? Julie? Steve?" :D
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[User Picture]From: robins1stwife
2005-02-07 01:44 am (UTC)

completely off topic

I can't find you email and you must see this....enjoy
http://www.bitfurnace.com/TheCuddlyMenace/
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-02-07 08:20 pm (UTC)

Re: completely off topic

I think I may have actually ruptured something. That was beautiful.. Do not fail!

oh, and it's my first name, dot, last name at isky.com
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[User Picture]From: corbett
2005-02-07 05:18 pm (UTC)
But this provides you the opportunity to have both cock and chicken at the same time. Now that's an office I want to work in! ;-)

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