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[Mar. 7th, 2005|05:36 pm]
Whole lotta labia.
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What kind of godless heathen fuck puts pineapple in carrot cake? Don't get me wrong.. I like pineapple.. but dude, I feel like I've been orally violated.

*swabs mouth*
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[User Picture]From: slightlytricky
2005-03-07 10:39 pm (UTC)
O.O !!!
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[User Picture]From: berreh
2005-03-07 10:40 pm (UTC)
*points up*

Norman did it.
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[User Picture]From: slightlytricky
2005-03-07 10:41 pm (UTC)
O.O OMG YOU LIE! *pulls dom's ears*
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[User Picture]From: berreh
2005-03-07 10:47 pm (UTC)
IT IS THE TRUTH. Look at him, unrepentant with his pineapple-y finger.

ps, dom says "ooh, harder plis."
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-03-07 10:42 pm (UTC)
And it's in my *CAKE*!! Like the raisins weren't bad enough. blech.
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[User Picture]From: magickalmolly
2005-03-07 10:45 pm (UTC)
Just lick off all the frosting, Melly. That'll teach 'em.
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[User Picture]From: writer_in_black
2005-03-07 11:37 pm (UTC)

so my choice is... OR DEATH.

GRRRRRRRRr! Why the fuck doesn't carrot cake JUST CONSIST OF CAKE!? They always have to ruin the tasty by adding nuts and raisins... and evidently PINEAPPLE! DAMNIT. *fumes*
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[User Picture]From: cindyjade
2005-03-07 11:44 pm (UTC)
*swabs your mouth w/ my tongue*

ALL BETTER NOW
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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2005-03-08 01:13 am (UTC)
see the thing is, pineapple is just altogether the wrong texture to put in the cake mix. It's squooshy! bleah! And it totally doesn't go with the spices you typically put in carrot cake.

I mean, a nice buttercream with some crushed pineapple mixed in for a nice filing between layers, maybe, but inside the cake.

against the laws of man and nature.

ALL YOUR RAISINS ARE BELONG TO ME.
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