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[Jun. 15th, 2005|10:57 pm]
Whole lotta labia.
Ok.. I'll bite.. (oh, and I'll do everyone's tomorrow morning. pinky swear.)

Reply to this post. In this reply, ask me any number of questions. any number, as awkward or embarrassing as you like, absolutely anything at all. I promise to answer every question in complete honesty. Anything you want to know about me, and all you have to do is ask it today. with the caveat that if you want to go anon you can
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-06-16 03:19 am (UTC)
whyfore must you live so far away.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-06-16 03:34 am (UTC)
Because, my lovely lovely girl, geography is a cunt. We've discussed this. :D
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-06-16 03:38 am (UTC)
*grumpy* *grabby hands* *nose touch*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-06-16 01:18 pm (UTC)
Also? You worst anon poster evah. :)
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-06-16 02:17 pm (UTC)
yis. but do i get a cookie?
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-06-16 01:11 pm (UTC)
what would you do if you found out someone on your friendslist had a crush on you?
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-06-16 01:19 pm (UTC)
I'd be wildly flattered, insanely curious, and more than just a little bit squirmy because I have raging crushes on a handful of you guys too.

Some of them really raging.

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[User Picture]From: ravenscathedral
2005-06-16 02:04 pm (UTC)
Why can't I pack you in my suitcase? and even if I did, why don't you like FL?
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-06-16 05:09 pm (UTC)
1) My arms don't bend that way. :)

2) I grew up there.. I've got some good memories and some bad ones but mostly I can't stand that level of heat and humidity on a sustained basis.. it's why I take the two worst weeks of summer and go to the mountains. :) Also, when you're 6 and a palmetto bug gets stuck in your hair when you're trying to sneak a cookie out of the fridge at night? And you start hollering and wailing and smacking yourself to get it out? You steer clear of those things. :)
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[User Picture]From: rcdl
2005-06-16 05:06 pm (UTC)
Is it true that you had a crush on me? :)
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-06-16 05:07 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah.. wild one.. I used to lay in bed and dream about you, Marius. Your smooth French ways just drove me crazy.

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[User Picture]From: rcdl
2005-06-17 02:53 pm (UTC)
Omg, I'm not French, I'm Spanglish - you know like that stupid movie with that unfunny guy from SNL.
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-06-16 07:26 pm (UTC)

question

Sorry I am a day late, but could you please define hoo-hoo? Preferably with some sort of diagram.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-06-16 07:27 pm (UTC)

Re: question

Here's the thing: No.

I'm sorry, but if you've gotten this far in your life without knowing what a hoo-hoo is or what it looks like, I can't help you. You're beyond me. Truly.

Does it help if I call it a cooter instead?
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-06-16 08:36 pm (UTC)

Re: question

OHH OOH OOOH ME ME ME I KNOW!~!

*jumps up and down, horshack like*
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-06-18 01:26 am (UTC)

Re: question

It looks kind of like this. (http://www.tacala.com/images/soft-taco.jpg)
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-06-18 01:25 am (UTC)

Re: question

It looks kind of like this (http://www.tacala.com/images/soft-taco.jpg).
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-06-21 01:48 pm (UTC)

Re: question

Cooter....like in the Duke of Hazard? I get it now.
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