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Whole lotta labia.

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[Jun. 22nd, 2005|10:49 am]
Whole lotta labia.
[how ya feelin'? |calmcalming, I'm sure.]

Sometimes I get all crazy with the comments and forget that I haven't actually posted anything of my own. Also? I suck. But Min's still going to trick for me, so it can't be all bad.

My mother is leaving for Greece in like 10 minutes. She called last night for the official "I have to get on a plane tomorrow and I might die a fiery death so you should tell me that you love me and I should tell you where the will is" call. She fretted a bit more than usual since she's got some weird connection stuff in the middle of the trip and so she finished the call by saying "It'll be alright, won't it Lissa?"

She only calls me that when she's feeling small so I did my best to reassure her. "Of course it will Mama, they're good people and they take care of you. They have a vested interest in making sure things go well. And do you know why?" A pause on her end so I continued.. "Because if things go wrong on the cruise ship they have hundreds of angry lesbians with a common cause to rally behind. And no one wants that on the open sea, now do they?"

Clearly I should be a professional counselor. Clearly.

Also? I know I'm biased, but my mommy is so cute.

Also also? And on a completely unrelated note, mcee gifts us with this little nugget of gorgeousness.

How are you guys?
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-06-22 02:53 pm (UTC)
Well it's TRUE! Would you want to piss off that many of y'all while not having a quick escape route? ;)
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-06-22 03:04 pm (UTC)
To her credit she had the grace to sound a *little* sheepish when she laughed. As if to say "Hmm.. point made young Jedi, and that's the last time I let you in to the Sekrit Meeting."

But I'm so going to repeat what you said up there, because that's funny as hell. :)
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From: starfishchick
2005-06-22 02:57 pm (UTC)
Happy fun ball!!
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-06-22 03:01 pm (UTC)
Do not taunt it. You've done enough for one week with the Power Ballad Bunny Fiasco. ;)
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From: starfishchick
2005-06-22 03:06 pm (UTC)
That? Is so not my fault. I am blaming marginalia. And insidian.

Hee.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-06-22 03:08 pm (UTC)
Me too. And not just for this. I've got a whole list of things. :D
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[User Picture]From: insidian
2005-06-22 03:11 pm (UTC)
Now, be fair! The Corset Cutting Fiasco of Fall '03 was never definitively proved to be my fault!
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-06-22 07:19 pm (UTC)
I have pictures that say otherwise.
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From: starfishchick
2005-06-22 05:05 pm (UTC)
marginalia recced me the first ever piece of fanfic I ever read. It's all her doing.

*loves on her big time*
*and you*

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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2005-06-22 03:21 pm (UTC)
*lounges on your lap*

Hi babeh.
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[User Picture]From: wilfulcait
2005-06-22 03:26 pm (UTC)
Your mom is cute. Also, Greece... am so jealous.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-06-22 04:40 pm (UTC)
She's finishing in Venice. I may have to kill her.
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[User Picture]From: wizardglick
2005-06-22 06:29 pm (UTC)

my vacation ?


Greek Cruise. Hmmm. I guess that's a little better than my vacation plans, which always seem to involve a lot of preparatory labor, to camp in the heat/dust or mud/wet and to throw massive parties where a sizeable minority of the guests only know me as "That dude who wouldn't give me a Guiness."

On the other hand, I imagine that the population of the lesbian cruise would have want to have about as much to do with me as most of the ladies at War do ....

:-;



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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-06-22 07:18 pm (UTC)

Re: my vacation ?

Oh come now Jim... some of these lesbians are going to hit the ship's bar and drink heavily. Very heavily. And you know, they only need a good man to set them on the straight path again. Go to it, kiddo.

But it might be best if you signed a power of attorney or something before you start.
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[User Picture]From: rcdl
2005-06-22 06:33 pm (UTC)
Lesbians + Cause = OMGWTFBBQ! I was an honorary member of the "Lesbian Avengers" and let me tell you that if it moved it was a cause.

On a side note, I can't help but notice I am still not part of your friends list. Do I need to get some lesbians to protest?
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-06-22 06:57 pm (UTC)
Lesbians + Cause = OMGWTFBBQ! I was an honorary member of the "Lesbian Avengers" and let me tell you that if it moved it was a cause.

which is why that was the only thing that made mom laugh. ;)

On a side note, I can't help but notice I am still not part of your friends list. Do I need to get some lesbians to protest?

No.. but telling me who you are might help. ;) I have an idea based on mutual friends and the like but dude, 'fess up.
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[User Picture]From: rcdl
2005-06-22 07:33 pm (UTC)
Damn right you better have a clue! Wait a second, maybe this is a good opportunity for us to play 20 questions... no, I'm not a mineral.

Hints: Gay, extra cuddly, cute if you're into that sort of thing, hung, more of a geek than you, keyword: corruption.

Name starts with an R and ends with an icky.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-06-22 07:40 pm (UTC)
Name starts with an R and ends with an icky.

I just snarfed rice into my nose. Thanks. Also? OMG HI!

Oh, and I added you and everything..
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[User Picture]From: rcdl
2005-06-22 08:01 pm (UTC)
I just snarfed rice into my nose. Thanks. Also? OMG HI!

lol well HI! Since it's been a while since we've spoke I'll get all of the standard conversations out of the way and we can catch up: Congrats; I'm sorry; Great to hear; OMG that's terrible!; woot!; baby jesus loves you.

I myself am doing well, not a lot to complain about since I gots me a job and all now. Been missing mah melly's great stories... ah at least I have LJ! :)
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-06-22 08:08 pm (UTC)
You do.. and now you're all friended and special and all. And occasionally I put up a post that says "I'm in the mood to tell a story, who wants to hear one?" .. so you'll get melly stories too.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-06-22 07:02 pm (UTC)
Alright.. I'll guess.. Ricky?
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[User Picture]From: rcdl
2005-06-22 07:34 pm (UTC)
Congradulations! You're a winner! Punch the monkey!
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-06-22 07:41 pm (UTC)
That sounds.. well that sounds like something I could get into trouble for if i did it at the office. So I'll wait. :)
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[User Picture]From: slightlytricky
2005-06-23 04:55 am (UTC)
and in conclusion?

mellies.

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