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[Jun. 24th, 2005|02:05 pm]
Whole lotta labia.
[how ya feelin'? |weirdsquooshy]


There's something about starting the day with a strange man's fingers up your hoo-hoo that just makes the rest of the day a little bit.... off.

Though he said my hoo-hoo was fine and sent me on my way with some samples of my b.c. and a new scrip, so that's good. But still... squishy.



In other news? Friday. *happy sigh*
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[User Picture]From: linaerys
2005-06-24 06:09 pm (UTC)
This is why I go to women gynos. A woman's fingers in my hoo-hoo is somehow less invasive to me.
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[User Picture]From: ebullientjenn
2005-06-24 06:11 pm (UTC)
Smaller hands too...
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-06-24 06:22 pm (UTC)
Not necessarily... Tammy had man-hands dood.. :)
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-06-24 06:18 pm (UTC)
I had a nice woman gyno and I liked her a lot.. but then she failed to pick up on the fact that my best friend had breast cancer and that another friend of mine was four and a half months pregnant. Neither of those is entirely her fault, but with a couple of abnormal paps in my past I decided to shop around for someone else. :)
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[User Picture]From: linaerys
2005-06-24 06:20 pm (UTC)
Yeah, sounds like a good reason to shop around, definitely.
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[User Picture]From: ebullientjenn
2005-06-24 06:24 pm (UTC)
Ok one of those constitutes switching Docs, both things though... much badness. I'm kind of pissed at her actually, but, bygones. *sings a Barry White song*
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[User Picture]From: ebullientjenn
2005-06-24 06:11 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah. New gyno? Ick. Although I'm getting it weekly starting in July! Yay! Of course at that point if they tell me I'm close to delivering I think I'll be overjoyed.

It
just
keeps
GROWING!

...like an alien! None of my shirts are long enough and really no one wants to see my midriff!
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-06-24 06:20 pm (UTC)
I accidentally missed my appointment with Tammy and then after her not picking up on your condition and not being at all urgent about Caitlin's I figured it was best to reschedule with someone else. He was fine. Just.. not Tammy.

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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2005-06-24 06:12 pm (UTC)
so does your dr. use about a quart of KY, too? I hate that. I mean, come on, a cup would do the trick, right?
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-06-24 06:21 pm (UTC)
Exactly! I mean c'mon.. it's not like I took a squeegee to my hoo-hoo before I got in there.. there's no need to grease it up like a slip-n-slide.. just use a little and let me be on my way.
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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2005-06-24 06:25 pm (UTC)
I don't mind the whole slip-n-slide thing while I'm in the middle of the exam, actually. It's just the squelching for the rest of the day that irks me a little.

that and the thought that somewhere there's a salesman getting a big ass commission on all that KY sales volume.
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2005-06-24 06:16 pm (UTC)
I guess it would depend on the strange man. And just how strange he was. But yeah, squooshy.

AND YAY SAMPLES!
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-06-24 06:21 pm (UTC)
Yay samples! For those times when I'm Yay! Lazy about getting to the pharmacy. ;)
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2005-06-24 06:23 pm (UTC)
Also, having Joe Plaice in your mood icon just makes everything SQUOOSHIER. *crosses legs into perpetuity*

*or at least until I have good reason to uncross yanno*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-06-24 06:25 pm (UTC)
Kiltie... I have a writing bunny.. it's been so long I'm not sure what to do with it.. Plus? It's not ... normal. Y'know? It's a weird bunny. And it sings.
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2005-06-24 06:30 pm (UTC)
I suggest petting it a lot. Not that I have any ulterior motive for suggesting you do so nuh-uh.

Does it have a decent voice? Can it fight this feeling?
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-06-24 06:35 pm (UTC)
NOt only that.. it wants to keep on lovin' you. And now it has to learn how to play whist because I think its' going to have lovely characters meeting in a bar.

And then? Much tall lankiness.
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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2005-06-24 06:39 pm (UTC)
*lurks*

with open arms, even.
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[User Picture]From: wizardglick
2005-06-24 06:30 pm (UTC)

Neeaaauughhh.



Note to self. Learn what "TMI" means .

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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-06-24 06:36 pm (UTC)

Re: Neeaaauughhh.

Aww.. did the big bad Too Much Information monster bite you? ;)
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[User Picture]From: wizardglick
2005-06-24 07:54 pm (UTC)

Re: Neeaaauughhh.



Ah, maybe just some embarassement at stumbling into a gender-specific converstation.

That, and they are making me pick a new health plan thingy at work, and I'm afraid of doctors.

However did you get your post to display something different on the "friends" pages than on the main journal page? That's nifty!
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[User Picture]From: corbett
2005-06-24 07:32 pm (UTC)
... and all that comes to mind is a wonderful little story i once heard about the joys, or lack thereof, of the two-finger piledriver.
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[User Picture]From: yellow_oranges
2005-06-24 07:47 pm (UTC)
I was once told I had a "beautiful uterus." I spent the rest of the day swinging between pride and wtf?!
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[User Picture]From: wizardglick
2005-06-25 04:24 am (UTC)

I hope it wasn't a pick-up line.
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[User Picture]From: yellow_oranges
2005-06-27 02:59 pm (UTC)
No, it was my gynecologist.
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[User Picture]From: slightlytricky
2005-06-25 02:46 am (UTC)
your hoo hoo gets around

i'm just sayin
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[User Picture]From: slightlytricky
2005-06-25 02:47 am (UTC)
*facepalm*

i can't believe i actually said that in my outlooud voice.
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[User Picture]From: alex_wench
2005-06-25 05:02 am (UTC)
you know you kinda like it. Strange is strange. :)

(kidding..*shudder*)
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