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[Mar. 28th, 2006|12:38 pm]
Whole lotta labia.
ST just busted a kid wanking into his locker. Dude. Wanking. Into his locker.

omg ew.

Also? How would you like to be the one who gets his math book next year?
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[User Picture]From: mcee
2006-03-28 05:56 pm (UTC)
that's... dedication to his art.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2006-03-28 09:22 pm (UTC)
I suppose it would led itself to something rather Pollack-y. Eventually. But by the time you got enough for a marketable piece of work you'd have some righteous carpal tunnel syndrome.

And hair on your palms, most likely.
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[User Picture]From: berreh
2006-03-28 06:02 pm (UTC)
My head is still desking.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2006-03-28 09:23 pm (UTC)
At what point does that sound like a good idea? I mean really.. at what point do you think "I could go get a nice quiet restroom stall or... what the hell, let's just do it into the locker."
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[User Picture]From: eklectick
2006-03-28 06:03 pm (UTC)
Awww! Poor kid... those beginner hormones, dontchaknow.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2006-03-28 09:24 pm (UTC)
Don't get me wrong. I've wanked in some pretty public spots. But at least I had the grace to go handsfree.
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[User Picture]From: wizardglick
2006-03-28 06:20 pm (UTC)

I guess running out to the back of the gym for a smoke before lunch period no longer holds as much appeal for the teenage risk taker?
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2006-03-28 09:23 pm (UTC)
Please. Furtive smoking is so 1994.
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[User Picture]From: slightlytricky
2006-03-28 06:26 pm (UTC)
He's totally on the fast track to pornville. Steve should buy him a pack of white socks for his graduation gift.

wot.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2006-03-28 09:18 pm (UTC)
And he should begin growing an unattractive mustache.
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[User Picture]From: make_your_move
2006-03-28 06:37 pm (UTC)
did he buy the locker dinner first? teenagers ...
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2006-03-28 09:23 pm (UTC)
Says the mother of one. ;)
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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2006-03-28 06:42 pm (UTC)
...

boys are gross.


omg ew2.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2006-03-28 09:19 pm (UTC)
Except for our albino movie boyfriend. He'd never do that.


mostly.
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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2006-03-29 12:10 am (UTC)
Alas, I am sure that our pretend movie boyfriend was as horny as any other horny monkey teenager, and probably did his share of questionable spilling of seed.

boys.


Of course, now? it would be totally hot. but you never heard me say that.
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2006-03-28 07:14 pm (UTC)
tsk. at least some wait till we can hit the teacher's lounge.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2006-03-28 09:20 pm (UTC)
Except, we're girls. We can get away with that anywhere. Seriously, what I get up to at my desk is between me and the center seam of my jeans. If your wank ritual involves actual external exposure then DUDE, keep it to the bathroom.. or the teacher's lounge. ;)
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From: starfishchick
2006-03-28 07:24 pm (UTC)
Oh em gee EW.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2006-03-28 09:18 pm (UTC)
Into his LOCKER, Steph! *shudders*

Granted, it's not as horrifying as some of the resumes you were getting, but it is pretty bad.
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From: starfishchick
2006-03-28 09:19 pm (UTC)
Oh no, Melly, it is SO MUCH WORSE. At least I have cyberspace between me and the resume-senders.

EW EW EW.

EW.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2006-03-28 09:21 pm (UTC)
ST says "He seemed pretty shaken. Then again, so was I." Well I should ASSUME SO! I can just see him walking down the hall going "Lovely day.. sun is out.. nothing much to do.. just kinda--- What the HELL!?!"
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From: starfishchick
2006-03-28 09:34 pm (UTC)
Dude, *I* am shaken, and I am a whole country away!!
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