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[Jan. 19th, 2007|10:00 am]
Whole lotta labia.
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  • Having come to the weeping realization that my remaining bra did not actually fit, but in reality had no elastic left so it *seemed* like it fit, I went out last night to buy more bras. I said "I have to run out and get something." ST, ever helpful said "I can just pop out and grab it for you, what did you need?" "A bra, Steve." "Probably it's not so good if I shop for that, huh?" Probably not, dear. Not wanting to blow the bank I went to Target first, then to Wal-Mart, then I nearly cried in the Wal-Mart dressing room as I realized that I'm back to that point where I have to buy bras in speciality shops. At least this time I can blame the Peanut instead of the Oreos.

    I got Kendrah on the phone and she kept me laughing until I got to the mall and found (in the fourth store I went to) two or three in a size I thought would fit me. They did, to greater and lesser degrees, and I bought the two best ones. They, of course, fit like large bras often do and they're just that special kind of shiny sexy look that acts as an effective contraceptive because no one wants to bang you while you're wearing the Wagnerian opera bra. It took a while to realize what they finally brought to mind and when I sussed it out I decorated them accordingly. For your enjoyment, I've posted a link to the profile shot of me in the bra here. Sexy, no? No.


  • Today is Molly's birthday. Molly is my current savior, as she sent the featherbed which allowed me to get five hours of uninterrupted sleep last night. The most I've had on a weeknight in 8 weeks. Molly my love? There are no words. Not only are you kind and generous, you're silly, funny, clever, creative, and gorgeous. I'd talk about how lucky I am to know you, but the hormones would get the better of me and then I'd start sniffling and... well.. my office wouldn't take it well. *love*


  • I have a stuffed highland coo on my desk at the office. Today it made me smile extra big for no good reason.


  • I think I've got nothin' else. .. I talked to my mom about cribs and room decorations and stuff, that was fun and she seems to not only see what ST and I are going for but wholeheartedly loves it. Huh. Oh, and the parade of "You might be able to use this" is about to start at the office and apparently at the head of the parade is an inflatable infant/toddler transition tub in the shape of a duck. *blink* I'm going to take it all and just consider that some of it is trying to get a ride to the Goodwill in my car. My friends, coworkers, and loved ones are incredibly generous and are making this a much less daunting prospect, I am forever grateful. But seriously, an inflatable duck tub? I can't even conceive.


You guys?
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[User Picture]From: ebullientjenn
2007-01-19 03:14 pm (UTC)
Want me to look and see what I have? I might have some that might fit? Again, two ships passing in the night.

It's snowing like crazy here. Of course I picked today to wear a dress and heels. I did that oh so sexy look with the boots and the panty hose. I have the fleece pants to pull on for the trip home. It's supposed to stop tomorrow afternoon. I may wait until that happens. Really I'm going to see how the day develops tomorrow.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2007-01-19 03:39 pm (UTC)
I'm a 40DDD so if you've got anything hanging around I'd love to give it a shot. I put my new one on my head last night and I thought Steve was going to pee his pants. *sigh*
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[User Picture]From: ebullientjenn
2007-01-19 03:53 pm (UTC)
I'm currently wearing 42DDDs. Be advised that as the bairn (going with the scottish theme) grows, your ribcage may expand. I'm going to put all the bras I have which no longer fit me into a bag, and bring them for you this weekend. While they may not fit you now, they may in the future.

Also they're padded a little bit, so if you do end up nursing, they'll help with that.
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[User Picture]From: wilfulcait
2007-01-19 03:15 pm (UTC)
Like you ever had trouble getting the guys, no matter how Wagnerian your bra. Right.

No inflatable duck tub? I weep.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2007-01-19 03:40 pm (UTC)
Oh come on, there were a couple of years at Pennsic where I couldn't get laid for love or money, of course you guys kept arguing that my standards were too high but who wants to go to bed with a guy you can't have breakfast with later?!?

Depending on how cute the inflatable duck tub is, it may stay. :)
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[User Picture]From: ebullientjenn
2007-01-19 03:16 pm (UTC)
Also, what's a "highland coo" Is that a sound perhaps made by a scottish baby? Do scottish babies coo in scottish accents?

Ah, life's burning questions. Jamie liked the taco bell
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2007-01-19 03:40 pm (UTC)
It's what happens if you ask a highlander to say the word "cow" :) So I have a little fuzzy stuffed highland cow. I call it Hamish. Naturally.
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[User Picture]From: traveller
2007-01-19 04:09 pm (UTC)
i made a hairy coo joke the other day, and you were nowhere to be found.

which his to say i miss you omg.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2007-01-19 04:17 pm (UTC)
AHAHAH! I'd have laughed quite hard, cee. Quite hard indeed.

I miss you, too. If I've said it once I've said it a hundred times, geography is a cunt.
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[User Picture]From: traveller
2007-01-19 04:23 pm (UTC)
i think that strictly speaking you are actually closer to me now than baltimore was.

*eyebrow*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2007-01-19 05:08 pm (UTC)
Googlemaps says 5 hours even. Googlemaps assumes that I drive the speed limith. Mwuahahhahah.

Cee, I have brakes that are making a bad bad noise. After they are fixed, we revisit this issue.
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[User Picture]From: magickalmolly
2007-01-19 03:26 pm (UTC)
*fistpump*

I hope you didn't lift that box by yourself. I almost fell over carrying it into the post office. But YAY it got to you; I'm so relieved.

And I adore you. Never forget that. ♥
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2007-01-19 03:42 pm (UTC)
Nope nope, Steve carried it upstairs. I did, however, pull it out of the box, giggle at the yellow rick-rack trim used to tie it together, and then fluff it out and ooh and ahh over it. Seriously Molly, I LOVE this thing.. And it's so warm! Yay!

Thank you thank you, not just for the featherbed, but for being you and letting me orbit around. :)
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[User Picture]From: berreh
2007-01-19 03:31 pm (UTC)
Camille is a fan of Motherhood Maternity in the mall -- many pretty bras, no Madonna cones. (Not that I saw, anyway. But I was busy playing peekaboo with the nursing bras.)
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2007-01-19 03:43 pm (UTC)
Of course you were. :)

There's a Motherhood in Columbia, I'm going to give it a shot next week. I'm fine for now in my Dirigible Bras but eventually I'm going to need something *sob* bigger. Thanks for the pointer, and thank Camille for being all about the helpful :)
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[User Picture]From: berreh
2007-01-19 03:44 pm (UTC)
Heh. Pointer.
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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2007-01-19 05:41 pm (UTC)
Melly?

I saw a cut tag in your post labeled "baby shit"? And I clicked on it.

Why would a sane person do that? I ask you.

Hello.
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[User Picture]From: the0neru
2007-01-19 11:41 pm (UTC)
I talked to my mom about cribs and room decorations and stuff, that was fun and she seems to not only see what ST and I are going for but wholeheartedly loves it. Huh. - should i ask? (obviously i *am* asking, because i'm just nosy like that.) NOMB is fine, of course. :)
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