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Whole lotta labia.

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[Jul. 5th, 2007|10:52 am]
Whole lotta labia.
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My little brother had requested a baby carrier so that he could bond with the baby while doing yard work and stuff like that while I'm visiting Mom. Hell, anything that gives me a break is good in my book. And he's rather adorably excited about the baby. So as a "congrats, you're going to be an uncle" thing I agreed to get him whichever one he wanted. He wanted the Snugli since it has backpack capability after a certain size. Personal opinions about the Snugli aside, it's what he wanted so I went with it. I called on Monday to confirm I had the right one.

Me: So, just to confirm, you want the one that can be used on either the front or the back?

Greg: Yes, I want the pivoting Snugli.

Me: Ok, it doesn't really pivot, you have to take it off.

Greg: Whatever, I want the dual capability Snugli.

Me: Ok. Done.

Greg: So.. what's the deal.. when are you going to *garbled mess that I swear sounds like "sort this thing out"*

Me: What do you mean when am I going to sort it out? It's sorted, it's in the cart.

Greg: No, when are you going to squirt this thing out.

Me: ..... that's the first time I've ever misheard something and had the reality be *worse* than what I imagined I heard. It's not on my schedule, it's on hers.

Greg: Ok, because I need to try out the Snugli.

Me: You can't put her in it right away.

Greg: That's cool, I can wait a bit. There will be lots of chances. Strap the kid on, go to the store, wave around the ringless hand.

Me: Wait. Wait a minute. Are you planning on using my infant daughter to pick up chicks?

Greg: Hey, if it works.

Me: You're shameless. *notices something on box* Oooh, this one comes with a pocket for your cellphone.

Greg: That's great, because then I can get the fake call and be like "Yeah man, the doctor called, I don't know what's going on. They say there's nothing they can do about it and my cock's just going to be 9 or 10 inches forever. I gotta go though, I'm taking my neice out for the day, I just love bonding with her, I can't wait to settle down and have a family of my own."

Me: .....

Greg: What?

Me: ... you are *such* an asshole.

Greg: But do you think it'll work?



Weekend recap to come. It was a big 'un so I need food first.
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[User Picture]From: insidian
2007-07-05 03:18 pm (UTC)
It will totally work. That is all.
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[User Picture]From: magickalmolly
2007-07-05 03:34 pm (UTC)
Your icon choice makes perfect sense now.
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[User Picture]From: eklectick
2007-07-05 04:14 pm (UTC)
8-D
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[User Picture]From: ainsley
2007-07-05 04:29 pm (UTC)
Oh, your brother.
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[User Picture]From: marginalia
2007-07-05 05:00 pm (UTC)
-awesome- :D
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2007-07-05 05:25 pm (UTC)
First that smacking, then the dating. *nod*
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[User Picture]From: kfitzwarin
2007-07-06 12:34 am (UTC)
It'll certainly get attention, which might get dates....
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[User Picture]From: slightlytricky
2007-07-06 01:47 am (UTC)
Having met your brother, .... wait i forgot what i was going to say in my snarky voice.

HI I HAVE CHEESE!
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[User Picture]From: ipso__facto
2007-07-06 02:11 am (UTC)
B============D ?!

:O!
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From: (Anonymous)
2007-07-07 02:20 am (UTC)

bulldog

sounds like a normal young male to me!
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[User Picture]From: alex_wench
2007-07-07 04:15 am (UTC)
I LOVE THAT BOY!

lol

too fuckin' funny
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