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[Aug. 1st, 2007|12:43 pm]
Whole lotta labia.
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Things about the universe I noticed today:


  1. It's true, most women don't give birth on their due date. At least, I'm not showing any signs of it so far and since the average birth is 12 hours that would put me outside the timeframe. So. That's something for you.

  2. When watching a very pregnant woman huffing her way up an interstate onramp on her way away from a car with its flashers on the total number of people who will stop to help on an average day is zero.

  3. The thought "I've got enough battery in my cell to get me to work" is almost always right on days when things go your way. And almost always wrong on other days. *thumps self*

  4. The look on your average car rental employee's face when you tell him that you're actually due today is enough to adequately (and without any mistake) express the thought "Put some plastic sheets down, because you totally waived the damage coverage, girlie."

  5. AAA Plus with 100 mile towing is the Christmas gift that keeps on giving, especially when it's the family package because then it doesn't matter if it's his car you're driving becaues he loves you and loaned it to you for the day because it's got a/c. *kisses husband*

  6. The Grand Prix and I will get along for today but... we're not a match made in heaven. *pokes at it*

  7. The boss who greets you with "I thought you were in labor!" and not "You're half an hour late for this meeting with the CIO!" is a good boss. He frets about the right stuff.



This day? It could be worse. World's Cutest Mommy (tm) is one year older and she's being taken out to the ice cream parlor tonight, how cute is that? It's not as humid out. And there's a doctor's appointment today so after basically dealing with my own crap until noon I now get to bail at 4:30. Sweeeet.

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[User Picture]From: ebullientjenn
2007-08-01 04:56 pm (UTC)
Oh honey! I'm so sorry that happened! Orange sherbert? Your boss sounds awesome. Tell Mommy happy birthday from me

*clucks sympathetically* would lurk and hug if that's what you needed :)
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2007-08-01 05:15 pm (UTC)
omg Melly. *cold compresses* and after doctor's appointment, get those feet up and watch something so awful it's excellent.
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[User Picture]From: writer_in_black
2007-08-01 05:23 pm (UTC)
O_O omg Melly.
*hug*
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[User Picture]From: berreh
2007-08-01 05:25 pm (UTC)
I was just thinking to myself that today's The Day. Not that The Day means anything to the wee one, as she is operating on Peanut Standard Time.
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[User Picture]From: insidian
2007-08-01 05:32 pm (UTC)
*soothing noises and pats*

People are assholes and someone should have stopped. *glares at People*
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From: starfishchick
2007-08-01 07:26 pm (UTC)
BOROMIR IS NOT AMUSED. He would have stopped.
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[User Picture]From: ainsley
2007-08-01 09:14 pm (UTC)
*sends you extra A/C*

Oh, AAA Plus is the BEST. I can't count how many times it's saved my ass.
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