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Whole lotta labia.

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[Jul. 1st, 2008|11:10 am]
Whole lotta labia.

A brief pause at the top of our show for one serious aside:

Period Printing - Ok, this one isn't funny, this one is fantastic. It's taught by Padraigh and includes using a tabletop press to make small projects. I'm totally taking it. Padraigh is the guy who printed my wedding invitations and thanks to him I was able to have not only letterpressed invitations, but ones that I ran the press for, you really can't beat that. If you're going to be there and you're a book nerd at all, it's worth the time!

And now, on to the funny (well, funny to me anyway)

AKC for the SCA - Excuse me waitress, there's an acronym in my soup.

Knowne World Brewers Roundtable - What you need to know about this is that it's at 3pm. A far cry from the beginning cordial class I once went to at 10am only to find myself absolutely TANKED before breakfast.

How to Fit a Gamurra Bodice - It looks fantastic but it only fits giant turtles with fire shooting out of their feet.

Sleeves, Sleeves, Sleeves - Which, given our Pennsic population, and in the interest of improving our local aesthetic, should probably say "Prerequsite: Pants, Pants, Pants."

Persian Gold Sprinkling for Illumination - I kept reaching and reaching for a golden showers joke but it keeps not coming. Let's just pretend I made it and it was funny.

How to Watch Heavy Weapons - Now... I could be wrong but... don't they just sit there?

How to Write and Tell a Great Story - Featuring examples such as "The Bounty Paper Towel Story" and "The Hoo-Hoo Biter."

Are You Serving a Feast or Cooking Dinner? - I'm going to be sending your ass for pizza if you don't lose the attitude, buddy.

Medieval Beverages for a Hot Day - Very short class. Consists mostly of "Y'ns need a beer?"

Introduction to Subtleties - Because, let's face it, in this hobby some folks are not so good at subtle. The subtitle of this is "Did she just call you a dockside harlot?"

On Foxes and Fairies - Or "Walking up the road on any given night at War."

By My Bones! - Come sit on my lap little girl. *leer*

Dance for Absolute Beginners For anyone who can walk (or a reasonable facsimile thereof) - And I swear I regularly get hit on by the "reasonable facsimile thereof" crowd.

Mom, I'm BORED! - "Y'ns need a beer?"

Gleek: A Late Renaissance Card Game - Form of ... A ROYAL FLUSH! Shape of ... TAKING ALL YOUR CHIPS!

That's Mine, That's Mine, That's NOT Mine - Otherwise known as Practical Hottie Watching.

What the College Needs and Where It’s Headed - Well if it's anything like where I'm headed you're going to need a nice handbasket.

Amazonism: Beyond the Myth of Warrior Women & Matriarchal Societies - If you get 25 class participants you get free Super Saver Shipping!

The Hammer of the Witches: Medieval Witch Hunts and Trials - AHAH - oh.. wait.. that's Steve's class. Also I think I made this joke last year, too.

Working Horn - OH for the love of little baby Jesus please keep that thing in your pants!

This Is a Hurdy-Gurdy - This is your brain on Hurdy-Gurdy

Everything You Wanted to Know About Courtesy But Thought it Was Impolite to Ask - "Y'ns need a beer?"

Gathering of the Louds - Y'ns don't get a beer. AND KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF AT 4AM!


That's what I've got, folks. Please also visit Alex and Jim's lists, they'll make you snarf your tea.
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[User Picture]From: ainsley
2008-07-01 04:26 pm (UTC)
::snorts::
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[User Picture]From: alex_wench
2008-07-01 05:31 pm (UTC)
""How to Fit a Gamurra Bodice - It looks fantastic but it only fits giant turtles with fire shooting out of their feet.""

I don't think it's fair that Mothra got left out
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[User Picture]From: alex_wench
2008-07-01 05:32 pm (UTC)
""The subtitle of this is "Did she just call you a dockside harlot?" ""

*falls off chair*
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[User Picture]From: alex_wench
2008-07-01 05:34 pm (UTC)
""Amazonism: Beyond the Myth of Warrior Women & Matriarchal Societies - If you get 25 class participants you get free Super Saver Shipping!""


*headdesk*

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[User Picture]From: wizardglick
2008-07-01 05:40 pm (UTC)
Great!
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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2008-07-01 07:14 pm (UTC)
Working Horn - OH for the love of little baby Jesus please keep that thing in your pants!

But it's got bells on! *jingles*
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[User Picture]From: ebullientjenn
2008-07-02 03:07 am (UTC)
Oh lordy. I needed that laugh. Oh man, I can't breathe!
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From: starfishchick
2008-07-02 01:50 pm (UTC)
Persian Gold Sprinkling for Illumination - I kept reaching and reaching for a golden showers joke but it keeps not coming. Let's just pretend I made it and it was funny.

Done and DONE. :)
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