||[Jul. 1st, 2008|11:10 am]
Whole lotta labia.
A brief pause at the top of our show for one serious aside:
Period Printing - Ok, this one isn't funny, this one is fantastic. It's taught by Padraigh and includes using a tabletop press to make small projects. I'm totally taking it. Padraigh is the guy who printed my wedding invitations and thanks to him I was able to have not only letterpressed invitations, but ones that I ran the press for, you really can't beat that. If you're going to be there and you're a book nerd at all, it's worth the time!
And now, on to the funny (well, funny to me anyway)
AKC for the SCA - Excuse me waitress, there's an acronym in my soup.
Knowne World Brewers Roundtable - What you need to know about this is that it's at 3pm. A far cry from the beginning cordial class I once went to at 10am only to find myself absolutely TANKED before breakfast.
How to Fit a Gamurra Bodice - It looks fantastic but it only fits giant turtles with fire shooting out of their feet.
Sleeves, Sleeves, Sleeves - Which, given our Pennsic population, and in the interest of improving our local aesthetic, should probably say "Prerequsite: Pants, Pants, Pants."
Persian Gold Sprinkling for Illumination - I kept reaching and reaching for a golden showers joke but it keeps not coming. Let's just pretend I made it and it was funny.
How to Watch Heavy Weapons - Now... I could be wrong but... don't they just sit there?
How to Write and Tell a Great Story - Featuring examples such as "The Bounty Paper Towel Story" and "The Hoo-Hoo Biter."
Are You Serving a Feast or Cooking Dinner? - I'm going to be sending your ass for pizza if you don't lose the attitude, buddy.
Medieval Beverages for a Hot Day - Very short class. Consists mostly of "Y'ns need a beer?"
Introduction to Subtleties - Because, let's face it, in this hobby some folks are not so good at subtle. The subtitle of this is "Did she just call you a dockside harlot?"
On Foxes and Fairies - Or "Walking up the road on any given night at War."
By My Bones! - Come sit on my lap little girl. *leer*
Dance for Absolute Beginners For anyone who can walk (or a reasonable facsimile thereof) - And I swear I regularly get hit on by the "reasonable facsimile thereof" crowd.
Mom, I'm BORED! - "Y'ns need a beer?"
Gleek: A Late Renaissance Card Game - Form of ... A ROYAL FLUSH! Shape of ... TAKING ALL YOUR CHIPS!
That's Mine, That's Mine, That's NOT Mine - Otherwise known as Practical Hottie Watching.
What the College Needs and Where It’s Headed - Well if it's anything like where I'm headed you're going to need a nice handbasket.
Amazonism: Beyond the Myth of Warrior Women & Matriarchal Societies - If you get 25 class participants you get free Super Saver Shipping!
The Hammer of the Witches: Medieval Witch Hunts and Trials - AHAH - oh.. wait.. that's Steve's class. Also I think I made this joke last year, too.
Working Horn - OH for the love of little baby Jesus please keep that thing in your pants!
This Is a Hurdy-Gurdy - This is your brain on Hurdy-Gurdy
Everything You Wanted to Know About Courtesy But Thought it Was Impolite to Ask - "Y'ns need a beer?"
Gathering of the Louds - Y'ns don't get a beer. AND KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF AT 4AM!
That's what I've got, folks. Please also visit Alex and Jim's lists, they'll make you snarf your tea.