||[Jan. 21st, 2009|11:34 am]
Whole lotta labia.
People I love today:|
- Jon Stewart
- Yo-Yo Ma (so smiley!)
- TBD (even though she woke up at 6 and made her wishes known at a really intimidating volume)
- My new girlie doctor (who told me that he though my OB for TBD's birth was shitty to me because he was intimidated by smart women. Dood. Flattery will get you everywhere, buddy. Though, given that you already had your fingers in my hoo-hoo I'm not sure where else you expect to get.)
People I don't love so much today:
- The asshat who decided to replace the TVs at the gym with slightly smaller plasmas. Ok, for one thing there was NOTHING wrong with the old TVs. The picture was fine, the reception was grand, and they were already paid for. These new ones were money that could have better spent elsewhere and their closed captioning is too small for me to read from my treadmill. Granted, the only things running this morning were Fox News (which I can't watch in the morning because Nancy Grace scares me) and Maury Povich, but if I can't read the captioning how will I ever learn whether or not that baby is legitimate?! Do a sister a solid and put the old TVs back. Pls?
- Sid. Because she has tickets to GBS and I do not. Now it could just be that the b'ys are not touring near here any time soon, but I'm still directing my frustration at the more fortunate. Jump up and down for me, girl, cuz I'm jealous as hell. :)