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Whole lotta labia.

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Conversations [Mar. 2nd, 2012|10:08 am]
Whole lotta labia.
Conversations I'm not proud to have had recently:

Me:  I'm at the grocery store and Chloe just took a toothpick from the cheese samples and poked a shitload of holes in a $13 piece of meat.

Cee: *sigh*

Me:  I'd sell her but she's too small to work really hard so I won't get much for her.

Cee:  maybe for parts, though.

Me:  Good idea, and there's a market because God knows it's hard to find lungs for an  '07 Caucasian.

Cee:  plus the newer the parts the more different kinds of makes and models they could fit in.  you could be sitting on a gold mine.

Me:  And as the original owner I still have all the paperwork.

Cee:  Just something to consider.
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[User Picture]From: traveller
2012-03-02 05:46 pm (UTC)
man, that is so far from the worst conversation we've had recently.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2012-03-02 05:47 pm (UTC)
I'm putting the Viking kisses one up soon. Because it STILL makes me laugh.
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[User Picture]From: traveller
2012-03-02 05:50 pm (UTC)
tawny tales of improbable intercourse!
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