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Whole lotta labia.

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[Jan. 21st, 2004|08:57 pm]
Whole lotta labia.
And speaking of oral sex:

Every time I go down on a woman and she locks her legs into place I feel like Scottie wedging himself into a Jeffries tube.


AHAHAAAA!

Dood.
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[User Picture]From: wilfulcait
2004-01-21 06:01 pm (UTC)
I knew you would like that.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-01-21 06:07 pm (UTC)
Matt was like "Quit reading it aloud and just send it to me!"

I had to cross my legs, I swear.

You rock. :)
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[User Picture]From: baisleac
2004-01-21 06:24 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much for that link. ::big grin::
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-01-21 06:26 pm (UTC)
Matt just shot me this look like "Now will you cut me some slack?"

Is there some suave way to tell him he's not the only one in this relationship with any experience at this?
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[User Picture]From: baisleac
2004-01-21 06:32 pm (UTC)
::snerk:: I'd tell him "nope, you need more practice" and drag him off.

OMG... Imma... a;lfsdkla;f... move to Seattle? ::uses the flirty icon::
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-01-21 06:38 pm (UTC)
Capital plan! *taps him on the shoulder*

*is all tempted by your flirty icon* You lure me out there with promises of flirty looks but I know you. You just want me for my monaboyd prOn. Tease.
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[User Picture]From: baisleac
2004-01-21 08:28 pm (UTC)
Have fun! ::grin::

There is much much more to you than your pr0n. ::waggles eyebrows::
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[User Picture]From: thewhitedragon
2004-01-22 08:27 am (UTC)
you read Ferrett's journal too, eh? He's so incredibly awesome. BTW...glad to have found ya again! [smooch]
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-01-22 08:35 am (UTC)
A friend of mine emailed me the thing he wrote on oral sex earlier in the week and I've spent the morning looking back through old entries (and avoiding work).

*hugs you like crazy*
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