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Some open letters. [Jan. 26th, 2004|10:34 am]
Whole lotta labia.
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[what's in my ear |Bonny Ship The Diamond - Wolfstone]



Dear Plow Driver Who Plows Everything In a Big Pile Against My Driveway,

Dude, I drive a Golf, not the General Lee.

I dislike having to take a running start at the road given that what's on the other side of it is a bank of mailboxes. I'm convinced you're hiding around the corner watching. I know you think this is funny.

It's not.

Knock it off. fucknel

Yeeeeehaw,
Melly




Dear Matt,

How much do I love you for driving over and over the driveway so that my poor little low-clearance car wouldn't bottom out halfway out to the Snow Ramp of DOOOOM freedom?

A lot.

kisses,
Me.
(wait! You only did that because they sent you home from work.. so now you're in bed and I'm... here. fucknel.)




Dear Weather Guy,

Tease.

Four to eight inches of love,
Melly





Dear Jack,

You know it's just you, me, and two other poor souls who'll be leaving early. I have some tea. I might toast some cheese. What say you and I spend some time together? Speak to me.. I want to write you but have no idea where to start. *cling*

Loving your breeches,
Melly



Dear Icon,

You make it all better. *giggle*

Many hugs,
Melly
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From: starfishchick
2004-01-26 08:00 am (UTC)
That icon totally cracks me up.

*clings to Jack's breeches tooooooo*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-01-26 08:02 am (UTC)
I know it's probably bad form to be constantly amused by one's own creation.. but man.. I love that icon. It still makes me giggle.

Oooh, I never even thought of clinging to his breeches.. how clever of you...
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From: berreh
2004-01-26 08:09 am (UTC)
I wouldn't be clinging to his breeches until *after* he relieves himself. Just sayin.
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From: starfishchick
2004-01-26 08:11 am (UTC)
!
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-01-26 08:14 am (UTC)
Lest.. y'now.. something end up clinging to us.

Lord, I can't believe I just said that. Clearly I need a Diet Coke .. or a nap.
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From: starfishchick
2004-01-26 08:19 am (UTC)
Ew.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-01-26 08:20 am (UTC)
I know. I'm *this close* to ashamed of myself.
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From: berreh
2004-01-26 08:23 am (UTC)
ahaha! Woo! *shares Diet Coke stash*

if you get some creative vibes, do send some my way, kthx.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-01-26 10:13 am (UTC)
I have my Super Special Sekrit Vibe Hat on. It's mostly tin-foil but it still works. *sending them your way*

whatcha got so far?
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-01-26 08:07 am (UTC)
Hey.. GBS fangirl... do you know their song "Wave over Wave?"
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From: starfishchick
2004-01-26 08:09 am (UTC)
I do.

*clings to Jack's Alan's breeches*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-01-26 08:13 am (UTC)
I was talking with some friends one day about songs that made us feel like we'd had an experience we hadn't actually had.. if that makes sense.. and I said that Wave Over Wave made me feel like I'd actually been at sea.. which of course I haven't.. But still.. I figured you'd probably know what I meant.. and since you're all GBS'y and big with the Jack love I made this.. and you're welcome to it if you want it.

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From: starfishchick
2004-01-26 08:18 am (UTC)
That's a lovely song, and a lovely icon! All those layers!! *boggles*
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2004-01-26 08:46 am (UTC)
Dude, I drive a Golf, not the General Lee.

You have no idea how much I just laughed. I've hurt something.

*toasts cheese*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-01-26 10:12 am (UTC)
Between you and me... I may actually have hummed the "General Lee about to jump something" music as I hit the end of the driveway.

I may have.

Maybe.
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2004-01-26 10:24 am (UTC)
*cues up Deliverance music just in case you didn't*

I made my car go up and down, up and down, up and down in my parking space just to make sure I could go out if there was a more convincing reason than work to do so. I haven't found one yet, but the effort was made. *nods*

Of course, I could always make a bookstore run ... but then I'm sitting here with Chinese food and tigs. What more do I really need?
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-01-26 10:34 am (UTC)
Alan says: Tigs now, bookstore later.

Actually, question for you (o' Font of Knowledge) I've got a little bit left on a B&N giftcard I got for Christmas... I'm thinking of hunting up the book that Tricky got yesterday. In lieu of that, gimme a good non-fiction book.. I'm thinking non-fiction lately.
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2004-01-26 10:57 am (UTC)
I am not going to fight with Alan, nosirree.

Nonfiction, hmm? I'm all about Bill Bryson. He writes travelogues, but they're so funny and different from anyone else's travelogues, that I recommened him constantly. He goes all over Europe in Neither Here nor There, just does the UK in Notes from a Small Island, the US in The Lost Continent and Australia in In a Sunburned Country. Notes and Sunburned are my favourites, but they're all great. And they're all in paperback and about $14.00 or so, so they don't break the bank. I take at least one of his books whenever I travel, just to read on the plane. He pleases me. :-)
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-01-26 11:04 am (UTC)
He wrote "I'm A Stranger Here Myself" didn't he? I loved that. Thanks!
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[User Picture]From: wilfulcait
2004-01-26 10:03 am (UTC)
Sorry to hear you had to work.

I had cold bread pudding for breakfast & thought of you.

Nice icon. Loverly, in fact. (Covet, covet.)
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-01-26 10:15 am (UTC)
I may be convinced to make more icons.. I may make some Caitlin appropriate ones. :)

Yeah.. work is sucking but I'm getting brownie points. So that's good.

I got home last night and wished I'd taken some bread pudding. It was so good. Next time we heat the lemon curd and pour it...
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[User Picture]From: wilfulcait
2004-01-26 01:00 pm (UTC)
I know. After J shoveled I took the car out around the block and had to resist the urge to go to the grocery store and buy bread so there could be more bread pudding. Because my heavens, that was good. And I bet I could make a lemon and brown sugar and whiskey sauce that would curl our toes.
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