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Whole lotta labia.

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[Mar. 5th, 2004|03:04 pm]
Whole lotta labia.
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Between me and The Place Where The Sushi Lives is a small cross street. Folks are usually great about stopping at crosswalks but it's always nice to show that you're putting on a bit of speed as you cross. So this nice Toyota slows down and stops for me and I smile and wave and jog the last 10 feet across the street.

I know how health nuts are always like "I just listen to my body..." but normally my body doesn't talk to me. Apparently, however, after three miles in the morning it gets a little lippy because right then it screamed at me "DIE, BITCH, DIE!"

ow.

My knees don't like me. I'm taking the weekend off.

ETA: Also, I'm getting a cold. It just settled in my head. Ew.
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[User Picture]From: lapsedagnostic
2004-03-05 12:20 pm (UTC)
Okay, mad libs time, boys and girls!

When I put my ear to Melly's _________[part of a human body], I can hear the ________[noun].
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-03-05 12:21 pm (UTC)
I absolutely shudder to think of how you might fill that in. :)
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[User Picture]From: lapsedagnostic
2004-03-05 12:25 pm (UTC)
"I like it when you shudder", he says with an evil glint in his eye, thinking about things to be filled in.
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[User Picture]From: make_your_move
2004-03-05 02:10 pm (UTC)
But you never mentioned how the sushi was ....
Feel better soon.
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[User Picture]From: lalartu
2004-03-05 04:13 pm (UTC)
This is why I do not run.
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