||[Mar. 16th, 2004|01:04 pm]
Whole lotta labia.
It's entirely possible that my new phone will support polyphonic ringtones. This would mean being able to program in lj people to ring with the Lord of the Rings theme. |
Also, I'd make Cait's ringer "The Fields of Athenrye" Because that would make me laugh out loud every single time. And she'd hear it and be like "Is that what I think it is?" and then we'd both laugh. And think about combines.
This, so far, is the highlight of my day.
♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ * ♥ *
I stand blissfully corrected. *This* is the highlight of my day.
oh sweet tapdancing christ.
I... oh, Jack.
kiltie loves me... *snogs*
YES SHE DOES!
EEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEE BOX IS COMING TO YOU GIGGLE GIGGLE GIGGLE
keep it secret, keep it safe
Mmmmmm Jack. Good stuff on maximumcrowe.com if you'd like more. :o)
Box? Box?!?! Mellys love boxes. :)
That Jack? That needs to be an icon.. or... a poster.. above my bed.. or somethin'. Oh Kiltie. Perked me right up, honest.
okay, just screw you................ wwwherererererrrrrrer did you get that??????!!!! hoiadhsdo/asodhgas/dlad/hi!
Perhaps Madam would like to arrange for a more private showing of the uniform?
I would ask you not to make promises on overtures you may not be able to stick around long enough to follow through on....
you think me a common trollop of the night? I am a fine young trollop of the whole weekend....
My good woman, I would never presume to suspect that your virtues were anything fleeting. Surely you know me for the lover of fine things that I am. Believe me when I say that my ship will be in port for as long as it takes to love *all* of your fine things.
DOOD - what the hell... I thought "I" was the highlight of your day
No.... in the words of my dear friend LOU, "am I that exciting, amd I that intriguing, am I that compelling? NO."
Well, rest safe in the knowledge that your posts are a highlight, sometimes the only one, in my day :) Sanity can only be bought at the mellyflori
Tell you what.. you and me run off with Jack and that way you'll BOTH be the highlight of my day. ;) (and I'll make your ringtone the M&C theme)
Dude, if I'm supposed to be selling sanity then we're in deep deep trouble. Because I'm fresh out. I was gonna hit you up for some..
OMG! Also! I forgot to tell you... we're sitting there last night watching the DVDs and they pan up the Wallace memorial statue and I turned to Matt and said "That's Collette's boyfriend." He was like "Huh?" hee!
welcome to my playhouse, Matt... don't mind the thistle here and there and watch out for the carpeter's tools on the chair, and could you please NOT sit on The Bruce's sash? You see there you've just cracked Merry's pipe...
He's a bull in a china shop, that one. I say we leave him outside.
Dood, my shoes have a big Union Jack across the toe.. I'm thinking of putting them down next to my postcards of Ireland and my thistle paperweight and making them all fight it out.