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Whole lotta labia.

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[May. 10th, 2004|01:00 pm]
Whole lotta labia.
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I passed a woman in the street just now... she had extremely attractive legs, really nice muscle definition, nice and long.. it looked like she got out there and "did things" with her legs.

Reinforcing this opinion was the sunburn going from mid thigh to just above her socks.

However, given that the sunburn was only on the right side and ended in the center front of each leg.. one wonders *what* things she was getting up to.

[User Picture]From: wilfulcait
2004-05-10 10:42 am (UTC)
White water rafting gives you exactly that burn pattern, because you perch on one side of the boat and go in, usually, one direction. Been there, peeled in a very unbecoming way.
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[User Picture]From: lapsedagnostic
2004-05-10 12:28 pm (UTC)
Hmmm, all I can say is that I've always enjoyed watching you peel.

(notice, and I want points for this, that I completely ignored the "appealing" pun that was just hanging there.)
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[User Picture]From: wilfulcait
2004-05-11 05:54 am (UTC)
You also graciously avoided any of the obvious "coming" puns.

Good for you in not picking the low-hanging fruit. So to speak.
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