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[May. 12th, 2004|03:24 pm]
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THERE ARE TALL SHIPS IN THE HARBOR!

Uhh.. sorry.. but.. but.. it's true!! I was coming back from lunch and there were all these masts and spars and rigging and there was this one ship that had three whosywhatsits and it's main jimmyju was all slanted and oooh.. sho preeeetty.

Also, if y'all have no seen the "An Evening With Kevin Smith" set of dvds may I recommend that you remedy that. Last night I learned the origins of "snootch" as well as the inner workings of Prince's brain. I also laughed until I thought I was going to sprain something when he started talking about the first time he had sex with his wife.



I did some grocery shopping and tonight there's going to be a lovely dinner at our table with vegetables and the whole deal. Because it's about time we start eating like we used to fantasize about when stuck without our own kitchen. If the gift card came, we're going to go do some really serious damage with it. Awww yeah.

Also tonight? There's going to be some serious scrumping. I'm this little ball of hormones right now and I keep staring at random men and wanting to jump them. Cait and I went to dinner last night and I nearly threw the waiter down and had my way with him right there on the table. I was like "Sure.. I'd like the flautas and an iced tea and YOUR HANDS ALL OVER ME!!"

Since molesting the wait staff can be considered rude, poor Matt must suffer. Let us all weep for him.


Oh, one more thing. I don't mean to schill but I wanted to check here first.. I have these two corsets that I love but no longer fit me. When I wore them I was between a 16 and a 20 in jeans and between a 38DD and a 38DDD in the chest. They're made by The Corseteer and before I put them up on ebay I thought I'd see if anyone here wanted to take advantage of the special LJ discount. Or.. y'know.. if you know anyone who might. Email me at mellyflori at livejournal dot com.

ravenscathedral I'm still checking that GBS rumor.

Also, in that meme that I yanked from thewhitedragon yesterday.. he said his first impression of me was that I was trouble. Possibly the best compliment I've ever gotten. ;)
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From: starfishchick
2004-05-12 12:30 pm (UTC)
THERE ARE TALL SHIPS IN THE HARBOR!

Uhh.. sorry.. but.. but.. it's true!! I was coming back from lunch and there were all these masts and spars and rigging and there was this one ship that had three whosywhatsits and it's main jimmyju was all slanted and oooh.. sho preeeetty.


Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! *jumps up and down, TALL SHIPS OMG*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-05-12 12:38 pm (UTC)
I'm driving along and all the sudden there are these masts and jimmyjus and stuff and they're not The Big Gay Boat because they've got sails and I nearly slammed on the brakes going "What is that.. what the HELL is that??" I'm going down tomorrow at lunch to have a looksee.
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From: starfishchick
2004-05-12 12:42 pm (UTC)
Did I tell you that the Pride of Baltimore II fired on us when we were on the Big Gay Boat? Scared the crap out of me.

:)
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[User Picture]From: magickalmolly
2004-05-12 12:31 pm (UTC)
Oh, to have money for those corsets...

And, total random question, but what IS that thing in your icon? For the life of me I can not figure it out, and it's been driving me crazy.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-05-12 12:37 pm (UTC)
The corsets were great and I miss having one. Losing weight is great but... I miss my pretty clothes. :(

I sat here for like 5 minutes going "What icon did I use?" It's been a long day. It's a mermaid. :)
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[User Picture]From: magickalmolly
2004-05-12 01:38 pm (UTC)
Have you considered having them altered? Then again, you could probably sell them for a lot of money. And man, I'd be happy to have to buy some new clothes :P

I swear, I never would have seen it if you hadn't told me. Even then, I had to stare at it for a good couple of minutes... Maybe it's just me. Weird.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-05-12 05:18 pm (UTC)
The worst part was that as soon as I hit my goal weight I lost my job.. so I couldn't go out and splurge.. plus I had to remake all my garb. Sucked. I mean, I know it's a good kind of suck.. but still.

I'm going to take that icon and futz with the contrast and stuff and see if I can't make it clearer.. :)
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[User Picture]From: insidian
2004-05-12 12:50 pm (UTC)
THERE ARE TALL SHIPS IN THE HARBOR!

Uhh.. sorry.. but.. but.. it's true!! I was coming back from lunch and there were all these masts and spars and rigging and there was this one ship that had three whosywhatsits and it's main jimmyju was all slanted and oooh.. sho preeeetty.


EEEE! Wanna see! Why am I not you!?! Why are there no Big Gay Boats in Chicago? There's a Wee Gay Boat by Navy Pier, but it is sad and lonely. Also Wee. And not so Gay, either. More Bi. A Wee Bi Boat. No jimmyjus either. Wah!

EEEE! BOATS!
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-05-12 12:55 pm (UTC)
It's probably not even a bi boat. It probably just got drunk once or twice in college and ended up making out with another boat and now it's like "Well.. I mean.. I *like* frigates but do I *like like* the frigates. Because I'm still attracted to sloops but .... oh I'm so confused." And these days it just sometimes thinks about those drunken fumblings when it's running out it's broadsides.


And y'know what? I seriously need to read something else for a while.
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[User Picture]From: insidian
2004-05-12 01:01 pm (UTC)
"Well.. I mean.. I *like* frigates but do I *like like* the frigates. Because I'm still attracted to sloops but .... oh I'm so confused."

*SNERK!* That was me spewing tea on my keyboard. Okay, dangerously close to my keyboard. Still...

NEVER! I keep thinking I should read something else. I am in fact reading something else. But once the PO'B gets in your head, it seems to want to stick around.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-05-12 05:14 pm (UTC)
I was listening to the "Spy for me, beeeyotch!" scene with Jerk Johnson on the way home and I actually flipped off the stereo face. Normally I reserve that for press quotes from Bush. I'm getting way too wrapped up in this. :) (I'm totally saving Surgeon's Mate for Saturday when I'm cleaning the basement)

So... it gets stuck? In your brain? *flails*
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[User Picture]From: insidian
2004-05-13 07:05 am (UTC)
TOTALLY STUCK.

I told you about the "all ahoo" incident, right?

Also, I read other books, (Harry Potter, American Gods, Non-Fiction, etc) and am like "This is so like the time Jack and Stephen did that one thing!" Then I shake my head in shame.

Then again, I'm not even into a week of PO'B-free living. Hello, my name is insidian, and I am a Big Gay Boataholic. I haven't read or watched any BGB for almost a week now.
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[User Picture]From: baisleac
2004-05-12 01:15 pm (UTC)
o_O ::blink:: ship pr0n... ::blink blink::

...sweet.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-05-12 05:19 pm (UTC)
"Daddy, how do little boats get made?"

"Well son, when a sloop and a barque love each other very much they float really close together...."
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From: starfishchick
2004-05-12 01:56 pm (UTC)
*spits water out nose*

*keeps reading*

*dies*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-05-12 05:23 pm (UTC)
And then the poor ship would keep trying to have relationships with like brigs and cutters when what he really longs for is a nice big man-o-war.


(I can't believe I just wrote that)
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From: starfishchick
2004-05-13 06:22 am (UTC)
Neither can I, but I'm glad you did.

*hugs*
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From: jenish
2004-05-15 01:56 pm (UTC)
Can I just say... I love you *boat pr0n omg* *dies laughing*
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