||[Jun. 23rd, 2004|04:58 pm]
Whole lotta labia.
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starfishchick, are you still there? Min? Sid? Quick, someone tell me something that will make me give two shits about the O's/Yankees game tonight.
Camden Yards is a really, really pretty ballpark, and there's a good chance that the Yankees will turn the game into a 14 run slugfest, totally humiliating the Orioles for, liek, the 10th time this season.
Sadly, neither my baseball ex-boyfriend Mike Mussina nor my current baseball boyfriend Sir Sidney Ponson are pitching tonight. Boo, hiss.
That'll work. I like the chance for humiliation. I don't particularly like the Orioles, I think they suffer from Mid-Atlantic Sports Team Disease (which would be raging unjustified arrogance).. Sweet.
As a former Baltimorean, I am appropriately appalled that you used the phrase "raging unjustified arrogance" to describe the Orioles when you should have been talking about the Yankees. *grin*
But you have to boo ARod. And when someone asks you why, say "He wanted all those millions in Texas, he should have stayed in Texas."
DEREK DEREK DEREK!!!
Also, Jorge Posada is cute and has cute children.
Also, Camden Yards is cool!
And someone else is paying for your ticket!
And the Yankees are trying to win 10 in a row!
And Derek Jeter is cute!
But not nearly as cute as you. :) I'll pay attention and tell you exactly how cute everyone is.
Um, is it really bad that the only reasons I can come up with are:
b) Baseball players are teh hott!!1!!
They are teh hott.. but not in those jumbo-tron pictures. Those are teh suck!