Berry, if I have to turn this journal around and go home you're going to be very sorry. Now quit antagonizing her. Unless of course you think this could turn into one of those girly wrasslin' things... in which case... carry on.
NO! Wasn't me! *points at Berreh* Was her! She was all "Hey Internet... I've got some candy.. come for a ride..." and when it came close she was all "Come closer.." and then she was all *smacky smacky*