||[Jun. 25th, 2004|03:22 pm]
Whole lotta labia.
|[||how ya feelin'?
So, Melly, the office is nearly empty... you're in one of the spots that you can park in all day without having to shuffle your car... your boss left at 11... whatcha gonna do with your afternoon?
I'm glad you asked. By the way, that skirt looks fantastic on you. Now where were we? Oh yeah, my to-do list looks like this:
- Keep Big Gay Boat Movie playing in background all afternoon.
- Read lovely smut written by flist.
- Wank in chair. (Oh yeah, you heard me)
- Leave at 4.
It's a tough job, but someone's got to get paid absolute shit to do it.