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[Jun. 28th, 2004|08:56 am]
Whole lotta labia.
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While out fishing on Saturday the ponies and donkeys came by to say hi. Henry (that's the bratling's actual name) pointed and said "I bet the one with the yellow hair is the mommy."

I looked up as the palimino colored pony extended a rather prodigious member and relieved himself. "I don't think so, Henry."

"How do you know?"

"Just.. trust me on this."

I'd have given a better answer, about how all boys have the same equipment, but I was busy chuckling. And right now I'd give a better entry, but I'm busy wondering who in the fuck schedules meetings at 9am on a Monday morning. Asshats.

Who wants to call and get me out of this?

From: magickalmolly
2004-06-28 06:29 am (UTC)
*writes you a note*

Dear work people,

Melly can't come to your meeting because it is boring. Please excuse her.

Thank you.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-06-28 07:17 am (UTC)
omg Molly, so boring. So. Incredibly. Boring. A solid hour of talking about the same thing over and over and over again. *head bang into wall*

And my meter ran out halfway through so I kept thinking "They're giving me a ticket.. right now.. I can feel it.. and I can't do anything about it because YOU PEOPLE WILL NOT SHUT UP!"

Thankfully, no ticket. Sadly, one hour of my life I'll never get back.
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From: magickalmolly
2004-06-28 08:28 am (UTC)
Aww, baby. *cuddles close*

Just be thankful that it's over and now you can goof off for the rest of the day.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-06-28 08:34 am (UTC)
And HOW. Let the goofing commence! (at least until my 1pm meeting. stoopid meeting.)
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[User Picture]From: cindyjade
2004-06-28 06:35 am (UTC)
*kidnaps you*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-06-28 07:21 am (UTC)
best plan ever.

*packs lunch*
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From: berreh
2004-06-28 06:53 am (UTC)
*sneaks in and changes meeting powerpoint slides to porn*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-06-28 07:18 am (UTC)
I'm taking you to ALL my meetings now. That would be the best... "And you can see the timeline of the deliverable as indicated here by the slope of this incredibly large penis."

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