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Stories from the farm. [Jul. 8th, 2004|12:57 pm]
Whole lotta labia.
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Tuesday night when I pulled up the drive I surprised the old barn cat who lives in the hay barn across the yard. He dropped his jaw in surprise and this mouse flopped out and ran away. The cat was like "Hey! Wait!!!" and then he turned to me and flipped me off. I swear it.

Last night the cows were in the back pasture. They were quiet except for one little guy who must have just figured out how to get his moo-er to work because he kept calling.. same length, same volume, same tone, every time. It sounded like a toy cow you could squeeze and it would just go "Moo!" the same every time. I looked at Matt and said, "Have you been squeezing that cow's butt?" And he gave me a look that said I possibly should start talking earlier in the thought process.

Mmm.. country life.

[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2004-07-08 10:25 am (UTC)
*sheep noises*

Well, I figured you might have had enough cow noises already, so ...

Hi, Mellylove. <3
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-07-08 10:30 am (UTC)
But Kiltie, there are sheep in there too! I hear the sheep noises too! Perhaps you could make a noise like ... uhh.... make a noise like an emu. That would be a nice change.

*tugs your ponytails* What with my own ponytails STILL being wet from the rain last night.

I just watched the Pride of Baltimore II sail out.. gorgeous schooner. So pretty. And my muse is on vacation so I can't even write smut in it's wake. *sob*
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From: starfishchick
2004-07-08 10:25 am (UTC)
*cracks up*

*goes back to work*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-07-08 10:31 am (UTC)
*curtsies* Now SHOO! You've got a big project!
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[User Picture]From: ravenscathedral
2004-07-08 10:36 am (UTC)
I love that you can just wake up and see them there just doing there cow-y business.. all cow-y like.

When Lollie and I were driving to you, I was all "Oh, look a silo .. and another... and oh look a sheep!" and then we would see a pony or two. So cool- There isn't all that much MOO!ing in Glen Burnie.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-07-08 10:39 am (UTC)
Yup, and the little ones, so small their ear-tags are almost as big as they are! It's when I wake up to the horses and goats that I just giggle, because they play with each other. But to watch all the cows move from one pasture to another last night? That was cool.

Any time you want a fix of "country" you come visit. I'll make Matt cook. ;)
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