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Whole lotta labia.

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[Aug. 25th, 2004|11:41 am]
Whole lotta labia.
So.. I was sitting in the pub kitchen with Kendrah and Rachel two weeks ago and this guy was in there trying to hit on Rachel. (Bad plan, yo. Jeff looked at him and said "Buddy, you don't stand a chance.. even I'm terrified in this company.") Eventually he gets tired of her shooting him down and us helping and said, in his hideously drunken slur, "Y'know, you'd enjoy life a lot more if you'd stop, look around, and absorb it all instead of being so sarcastic."

I said "Honey, I try not to limit myself to just one path. I find my life is best if I stop, look around, absorb it, and am STILL sarcastic."

We're not nice people.

That being said, PICSPAM! Non-dialup friendly. I'll break it up into a few posts.

Me with the fabulous Kendrah (of the new tattoo) and the lovely Rachel (of the ex-boyfriend who wanks with bologna).

Us again, trying to be mean. It's not working though because Kendrah won't stop laughing. You'd think we were funny or something. Quit laughing, hor! You're making us all look nice!

The Black Rose boys beating up their bar. Apparently they'll be building a new one next year. These guys spend an OBSCENE amount of money on this bar each year.. I can't even imagine what the next one will look like.

The head bartender of the Black Rose guys, Gabriel. Doing.. uh... something.. to that plastic keg. I think that was their wash-water holder. I feel sorry for his barbacks, they work their asses off. Especially Nearly Naked Boy. Now, let us all pause for a moment and stare at Gabriel's smile. Kendrah, SHUT UP.

From: berreh
2004-08-25 09:27 am (UTC)
Pictures, eeeee! *makes popcorn*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-08-25 09:38 am (UTC)
I wish you could see his smile better, because it is a thing of beauty. His fiancee is somewhere with a big club beating the women back, I swear.

Anyway, lots of picspam for you. I just wish I'd gotten a picture of Nearly Naked Boy because I really miss the guy. He was like our little pet goober.. he'd do funny walks every time he went by the camp.. he'd sing requests in the shower.. and man, could he SERIOUSLY not dance. Ah well, cute pictures of Matt, a nice shot of the fountain.. I didn't do too bad. :)
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[User Picture]From: protoainsley
2004-08-25 10:05 am (UTC)
You are nice people.

And are you the girl on the left in the lovely picspam?
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-08-25 01:39 pm (UTC)
Yup that's me. Trying desperately to look like I've had more than 10 hours of sleep that week and hoping the mud covering my legs doesn't show up in the shot. ;)
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[User Picture]From: ravenscathedral
2004-08-25 10:48 am (UTC)
alright- where are pics of matt and his boyos?
I want pix of matts bro. But then, I'm a greedy bint....
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-08-25 01:41 pm (UTC)
Sadly the big guy didn't make it this year. He ended up staying at home for financial reasons. But I'll see if I can't dig up an old picture anyway. ;)
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From: (Anonymous)
2004-08-25 04:04 pm (UTC)

Who's smile?

What is his name? Should have shut up....couldn't
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-08-25 07:02 pm (UTC)

Re: Who's smile?

Evil evil woman.

All day long I kept hearing your voice going "And now they still tell stories about the day ______ barfed." And then I'd snort.
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