||[Aug. 31st, 2004|11:27 pm]
Whole lotta labia.
Melly: So.. yeah.. I might be having some friends come visit that weekend.|
Matt: I think I might go duck hunting.
Melly: That would probably be for the best.
Melly: Because the living room will be full of cackling women discussing gay porn. So it would probably keep you saner if you were off on a river somewhere hunting.
Matt: I was talking about doing it here.
Melly: Wait, you were going duck hunting in the living room?!
Matt: No! On the pond!
Matt: Wait, gay porn?!