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A conversation with myself. [Sep. 8th, 2004|08:11 pm]
Whole lotta labia.
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Self: So, Mel. You left work half an hour early. Did you have a good time?

Melly: I did. Aside from the fact that even a stiff breeze makes Baltimore forget how to drive.

Self: Did you have a nice dinner?

Melly: OMG you have no idea.. buffalo steak with bleu cheese crumbles and a baked potato with bacon and sour cream and ... oh.. just yum.

Self: And with Matt.. right?

Melly: Oh. Yeah. And Matt was there too.

Self: And you listed the couch you got as a gift on ebay.. right?

Melly: Yeah.. I did. And I feel a bit bad about that, really. But not really bad.

Self: So.. you also went shopping? Tell me. Aside from the Nicorette and the hair thingies, did you also just buy yourself new underwear?

Melly: *puffs up proud* I did indeed.

Self: And what kind of new underwear, pray tell?

Melly: SUPERGIRL!

Self: So.. you had a big dead animal with stinky cheese, you attempted to make a profit on a gift, you swore at other drivers, and you paid $4 for a thong with a big Supergirl "S" at the top of your butt. Did I miss anything? No? Didn't think so. You've had a full evening. Clearly you should have a big glass of wine, watch some Dead Like Me, and have sex with your boyfriend.

Melly: What a lovely plan. *does so*
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From: berreh
2004-09-08 05:58 pm (UTC)
I want new underwear. *pout*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-09-08 06:22 pm (UTC)
You're lucky to have power and you want new undies? Well.. hmmm.. if I send them, will you model? ;)

*leer*
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From: berreh
2004-09-08 06:31 pm (UTC)
34-25-38

*shimmies*
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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2004-09-08 06:06 pm (UTC)
You gots supergirl undies and you had steak for dinner?

*envy*

:D
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-09-08 06:22 pm (UTC)
Dood, it is the *best* day to be me. :)
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From: magickalmolly
2004-09-08 06:26 pm (UTC)
*bats my lashes* Pictures?
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-09-08 06:49 pm (UTC)
You want pictures of my buffalo steak with bleu cheese? Dude, you're kinky.


:)
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From: magickalmolly
2004-09-08 06:52 pm (UTC)
Yes. Photograph the steak, smotherd in bleu cheese and wearing your Supergirl underwear. On the couch. Drinking wine and having sex with your boyfriend.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-09-09 06:30 am (UTC)
At which point the following thought occured to me: "Dude, I ate all my steak.. but some of Matt's is left.. I wonder if he'd let me take a picture of it with my underwear on." And then this:

Me: Honey, can I put the rest of your steak in a Ziploc bag?
Matt: Sure. Thanks.
Me: Then can I put my new panties on it?
Matt: WHAT?
Me: I just... *gestures to your comment*
Matt: No. Just.. no. You're not taking my picture with a steak that's wearing your underwear.
Me: *pout*

In all fairness, if I hadn't required his presence in the picture, I think he'd have been ok with it.
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From: magickalmolly
2004-09-09 06:37 am (UTC)
Damn. Doesn't that boy do anything adventurous? I mean, c'mon... Supergirl underwear!

If you had really taken the picture, I think I would have broke something laughing.
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[User Picture]From: lilithfalling
2004-09-09 01:37 pm (UTC)
Oh my God! Oh my Fuckin God! AAAGGGHhhhhh!! Make him do it! MAKE HIM!! Oh my God!

It hurts to laugh this hard!!

Ow OwOw ow hee hee hee OW OW!!
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