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[Oct. 7th, 2004|10:36 am]
Whole lotta labia.
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Some things:


  • There exists in this world a picture that makes Ioan look bad. That photographer should

  • be taken out back and flogged with something sharp.

  • I may have called lillithfalling last night and left her a voicemail entirely consisting of a song I made up called "Trucker-mouthed Ho Never Picks Up Her Phone." Maybe.

  • The chorus might end "trucker-mouthed ho never picks up her phone when she's driving through Indiana all alone." Maybe.

  • I might now have that song stuck in my head. Maybe.

  • Matt's home from work again today. In the past couple of days I've brought him the phone to call his office because I was feeling sympathetic. This morning I made him get up and get it his damn self. Also, I'm making him do the dishes, take out the trash, and clean up the living room. He'll be back at work tomorrow, bet on it.
  • I have bought clothing that I cannot wear out in public.

  • I have an urge to write really really filthy smut but don't know what it might be about.

  • Netflix is running slow this week which means I'll be unable to take the second disc of Frontier House to Caitlin's tonight. And I'll have to wait until Sunday night to find out if the bitchy California family gets eaten by their own milk cow. Grr.

  • I like cobbler.




That's all I got folks. How are you?
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2004-10-07 07:42 am (UTC)
mmm cobbler. cherry, in particular.

may I suggest writing something smutty involving Ioan and Russell Crowe? or Ioan and Paul Bettany? should I run now?
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-10-07 07:47 am (UTC)
Yes. Yes you should. You've been a bad girl, go to my room!
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From: berreh
2004-10-07 07:44 am (UTC)
I am also having the smut-urge. Perhaps some clandestine sailor and/or hobbit activity is in order?

Good morning, btw.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-10-07 07:48 am (UTC)
Oh honey, I would love to but the schedule today just won't permit anything really collaborative. I've got meetings at 11, noon, the gym, and then off early to Cait's. But.. you should email me.. we should discuss... do you have thougths? Ideas? Pervs? ;)
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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2004-10-07 07:48 am (UTC)
The bitchy family from California totally get eaten by their own milk cow. It was horrible to watch. The blood, the mayhem, the bystanders pointing and laughing, the poor cow yakking up all the silicone body parts and then dying a slow, agonizing death from silicone poisoning.

But the funeral was nice.

Hi Melly! I would like some peach or blackberry cobbler. with vanilla ice cream. thankyouverymuch.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-10-07 07:50 am (UTC)
I'd pay to see that funeral. With the family from Tennessee standing there going "Don't he look natural. All peaceful like."

Yes. Omg yes. Marie Callendar's peach cobbler with really good vanilla ice cream.
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[User Picture]From: make_your_move
2004-10-07 07:52 am (UTC)
~snorfle~ damn cold ... *porn* please, preferably not involving the cobbler as a lubricant.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-10-07 07:54 am (UTC)
oh. my. god. That's just vile. ANd now it's stuck in my head.

*pokes you*
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[User Picture]From: wilfulcait
2004-10-07 07:55 am (UTC)
I think dinner tonight should be cobbler and ice cream. Not dessert, dinner. Hey, it's fruit and dairy, right? Right.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-10-07 07:56 am (UTC)
I can find no flaw in that logic. You're an incredibly wise woman.

*awe*
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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2004-10-07 08:00 am (UTC)
and good healthy grains. don't forget the good healthy grains.

*helpful*
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[User Picture]From: ipso__facto
2004-10-07 08:32 am (UTC)
Cobbler's good! I love cobbler! No cobbler-related accidents yet, that I can think of. Still on the "safe foods" list. I have to eat it with my hands though. Spoons are tricky. :O
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-10-07 08:36 am (UTC)
I'll get you one of those plastic coated baby spoons.

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[User Picture]From: ipso__facto
2004-10-07 08:52 am (UTC)
Really? Would you feed me, too? *hopeful*
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[User Picture]From: lilithfalling
2004-10-07 01:20 pm (UTC)


OMFG.

I'm back.

No rapes by livestock.

And I love the truckermouth song, it should be a nursery ryme and sung by children on playgrounds to the tune of "farmer in the dell"
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