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[Oct. 15th, 2004|10:19 am]
Whole lotta labia.
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All random, all the time.



Date you joined: October 7, 2003

Number of journal entries: 1,057 (holy crap, I talk a lot)

Number of people on your friends list: 47

Person who introduced you to LJ: Well that would be mcee, though it was all by example, not like she dragged me in by my ear.

Still friends with this person: I still adore her, and I've got everything possible crossed for her today.

How many people have you introduced to LJ: wilfulcait and lillithfalling

List everyone on your friends list who you have met in person: Oh jeebus.
Well lapsedagnostic, wilfulcait, make_your_move, lalartu, lillithfalling and thewhitedragon are all pre-LJ friends from real-life.

In addition I've had the pleasure of meeting kiltsandlollies, starfishchick, ravenscathedral, minervacat, and captjackaubrey who I once molested in a closet. He's hott, yo. ETA: Omg how could I have forgotten linaerys oh she of the fantastic hair and excellent taste in books. I could easily have spent the rest of the afternoon sitting at that table talking about books and movies and music with her. :)

People I met on LJ first, and later in RL: That last bunch up there.

Anyone on LJ you can't stand: Oh sure. But mostly I just kinda avoid them and it doesn't get my neck-hairs standing up too bad.

Name one person on your friends list you would most like to meet: No way you're getting me to narrow this to just one. No way.

Ever ban someone from commenting in your journal: No. I'm not entertaining enough to drag in the crazies.

Biggest pet peeve about LJ: People who link to filtered posts. Dude, if I click that thing and I can't get into it... beatings. There will be beatings.

Do you feel close to most of the people on your friends list: About 50/50.

How many journals on Live Journal do you have: Just the one. Well, now that's not true. I've got me and I've got Jack. Which reminds me, there's new stuff going up at Jack's place today. I wrote it quickly for Collette's comments but I love it. So it's going up.



Incoming! Tricky's coming omg omg omg *bounce* I'm so farking tickled over this. And once again let me apologize, Tricks, for bungling the call you tried to make to me while I was attempting to pay for Matt's Taco Bell Order of Doom. For those playing the home game, the eventual conversation went like this:

Tricky: Thank you please drive through.
Melly: I'm sorry about that, too many things going on at once.
Tricky: Thank you please drive through.
Melly: Silly goose, why are you calling me?
Tricky: Do you remember ever getting a box from me?
Melly: *pause* Noooooo.
Tricky: This is an incorrect answer.



My mother always sends an invite to herself for all the big budget meetings she holds. Except that I'm right next to her in her address book so about every six months or so I get an invite to a high-level Naval Air Systems budget meeting. This time I wrote back to her.

"No, I'm not coming and you can't make me, you're not my mother! Oh. Shit. Ok, I'll come."


I've got all kinds of other stuff.. recaps of last night's fun fun road trip, the verdict from the doctor about my knee, how excited I am about Tricky coming, and probably some stupid surveys and memes.. but later. After caffeine. Yes.

For now though: A massively fabulous birthday to lapsedagnostic.. a man who makes you think "Aww, I bet he's a big pussycat." just before his well developed sense of sarcasm cuts someone off at the knees. If you're stupid, stumbling, stripping down drunk he'll feed you poptarts and asprin and water and keep Mac from hitting you. He's good like that. He's also perfected a completely nonverbal way of conveying the phrase "What were you thinking??" He's good like that. He's been a trusted confidant and a valued friend and without him my life would have a big empty hole in it.

Happy 40th man, the "maybe I can dance now" joke is still fucking funny.
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From: magickalmolly
2004-10-15 07:28 am (UTC)
*random kisses and gropage*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-10-15 07:30 am (UTC)
Best. Thing. Ever.

OMG HI MOLLY!

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From: magickalmolly
2004-10-15 07:36 am (UTC)
OMG HI MELLY!

I'm leaving in about 20 minutes to go get weighed in. *eep*

Please promise you'll take lots of pictures this weekend. And that you'll grope Tricks for all of us who can't be there.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-10-15 07:39 am (UTC)
I will indeedy. I have my camera primed and the whole thing.

*fingers crossed for your weigh-in*
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From: linaerys
2004-10-15 07:33 am (UTC)
Hey! You met me too! *pouts*

=)
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-10-15 07:35 am (UTC)
Note to self, never post before Diet Coke.

I'm sitting here going "I'm missing someone.. who am I missing? WHO AM I MISSING?!"

Fixed. :) (oooh, when you pout it makes you all sexified.)
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[User Picture]From: insidian
2004-10-15 07:40 am (UTC)
Well, we haven't met.

Unless you count "I've been watching you sleep" as "met". Which I don't.

Um... not that I'm doing that... or have... ever...

*whistles jaunty 'I'm not evil' tune*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-10-15 07:41 am (UTC)
Someday I'll get to complete my Chicago Fangirl Collector Set.

Someday.

*pines*
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[User Picture]From: insidian
2004-10-15 07:46 am (UTC)
d00d. The figurine of me looks NOTHING like me. And Min's figure got the "real snarking action" feature, so they couldn't duplicate it in my figure. I got stuck with "judo asshat smackdown!" Which isn't too bad. You push a button and my little arm delivers a smack. I've played with this feature far too much.
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[User Picture]From: insidian
2004-10-15 08:02 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-10-15 08:15 am (UTC)
My favorite part of that is the order of the list:

Bush, Osama bin Laden, Rick James.

Whu???
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From: linaerys
2004-10-15 07:45 am (UTC)
Whee! And now I get extra special mention.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-10-15 07:46 am (UTC)
I can't help it, I'm powerless to resist the vinyl dress icon.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-10-15 07:46 am (UTC)
How are you feeling?
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From: linaerys
2004-10-15 07:52 am (UTC)
I am starting to recover, thanks to drugs, sweet drugs. Thank you so much for asking. Have a great weekend with all your visitors!
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[User Picture]From: cindyjade
2004-10-15 07:41 am (UTC)
you guys are going to have such a fun weekend!

*excited for you*

EAT PUMPKIN CHEESECAKE OMG BEST THING EVAH MELLIES.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-10-15 07:43 am (UTC)
Even if we never leave the house except for lunch and spend the whole weekend eating pancakes and watching silly movies it's STILL going to be a fantastic weekend.

Except now you have me craving pumpkin cheesecake and I must wait until tomorrow for this. WHY!? Why do you torment me so?!
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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2004-10-15 07:43 am (UTC)
you talk a lot but it's good talking. yes.

yay! for putting up new stuff in Jack's journal.

yay! for mooting and ravaging and groping. and cheesecake. let us not forget the cheesecake.

<3
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-10-15 07:47 am (UTC)
Jack is happy to be talking again. He missed everyone. I missed him.

But not as much as I missed cheesecake. No joke, Ronnie. It's been like two years since I had cheesecake.
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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2004-10-15 07:52 am (UTC)
I can feel it on my tongue. I can smell it in the air. The world has changed. /galadriel "essay on cheesecake" from the end of the Third Age
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[User Picture]From: slightlytricky
2004-10-15 08:07 am (UTC)
*snorts coffee everywhere*
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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2004-10-15 08:09 am (UTC)
*dabs you with a napkin*

:)
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-10-15 08:11 am (UTC)
Mmm.. oh my. tsk tsk. You both seem to have gotten covered in coffee. That's not good, wouldn't want you to catch a cold or something.. let's get you out of those wet clothes.
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