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[Nov. 4th, 2004|09:30 am]
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The guy at station seven keeps putting his hand down his pants. I'm not talking the "oh my hip itches" kind of hand-down-your-pants, I'm talking "dude, don't juggle your goodies in my test center" kind of hand-down-your-pants.

Weird. Like the pyramid hat he's wearing didn't put him on my radar enough.
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[User Picture]From: mcee
2004-11-04 06:33 am (UTC)
... pyramid hat? like devo?
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-04 06:41 am (UTC)
I wish, that would lend it an air of funky retro coolness. No, apparently the local suspicion is that pyramids on your head lead you to a more focused mind... and the practical result is that this guy is sitting here with a paper hat in the shape of a pyramid being held on to his head with a big blue shoelace.

I realize that this makes me a culturally egocentric twat, but the guy's also got his left hand practically WRAPPED AROUND HIS BALLS.. so that kinda blows some of his credibility for me.
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[User Picture]From: mcee
2004-11-04 06:43 am (UTC)
your local crazies are so much better than mine omg. *sulks*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-04 06:47 am (UTC)
Man, I wish they were my local crazies. My life would be a lot more interesting. They're the local Ecuadorian crazies though which means that when they're being especially crazy my Puerto Rican coworker will translate for me. Mmm... translated crazy. It's like running my whole day through Babelfish.

Are you looking especially good today, or am I imagining it? :)
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[User Picture]From: mcee
2004-11-04 06:51 am (UTC)
i am looking positively sexx0r, it's true.
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2004-11-04 06:34 am (UTC)
mmmm, down his pants. now you really need the camera going.

Melly, the leaves outside Collette's apartment did not attack me this morning. I was all ready to combat them, too, with my umbrella. Am fierce, like the Penguin in Batman. *juggles goodies*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-04 06:43 am (UTC)
You are all fierce! I stand in awe of you.

Laura my love, I had pallela last night. And about a bottle of red wine. This business trip rocks.
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2004-11-04 06:45 am (UTC)
mmmmmmm, food. and wine. that sounds really, really good, even though it's only 9:40 am.

Your Nanowrimo is making me need to go pee. Like Jack. I applaud this. And I love you, all humpysquishy-like.
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2004-11-04 06:55 am (UTC)
I MEANT TO SAY YOUR NANOWRIMO POST OMG. NOT YOUR STORY, WHICH OF COURSE I HAVE NOT SEEN AND THUS WOULD NOT KNOW WHETHER IT WOULD CAUSE ME TO PEE. UM.

*gabberflasted*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-04 07:23 am (UTC)
My story so far is about a cocktail waitress, two old Korean women, a cross-dresser in a lime green lycra skirt, and a man who killed his girlfriend. Hilarity ensues. ;)
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2004-11-04 07:36 am (UTC)
O.O

*pees?*

Old Korean women? Like Margaret Cho's grandmother? *has high hopes whether or no*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-04 07:49 am (UTC)
Actually, they're Comfort Women... I'm not sure why they're in the casino yet.. but I heard about them on NPR and they needed to be there. Time will tell.
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[User Picture]From: slightlytricky
2004-11-04 06:52 am (UTC)
his hand... is down... his ... You know. You're just too good to me. This is what I'm saying.

Now, if only the guy was cute, you might take a few pictures for me, yes?
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[User Picture]From: lilithfalling
2004-11-04 06:55 am (UTC)
Hell, hand down the pants.....I want a picture of the fucking hat!

:)
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-04 07:55 am (UTC)
Now Chelle, he's cute, but there has to be a hell of a lot more cuteness to make up for the paper pyramid hat. A HELL of a lot.

OMG HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!
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[User Picture]From: lalartu
2004-11-04 07:36 am (UTC)
So I missed this yesterday, but I think you should have checked out that hand and the contents of his pants to make sure he wasn't cheating.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-04 07:46 am (UTC)
Actually you didn't miss it.. it was this morning.. and he's sitting about three feet from me so I'm keeping a really good eye on that hand. Mostly for amusement, but let's say it's because I care about the integrity of the test.

Hey Shawn, wanna hire me? ;)
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[User Picture]From: lapsedagnostic
2004-11-04 07:53 am (UTC)
Hey, wanna job? Good hours, learn new skillz, meet *really* interesting people.

Heh.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-04 07:59 am (UTC)
Why do I get the feeling this involves stuff I can't put on any future resume and I can't tell my mother about? ;)
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[User Picture]From: lapsedagnostic
2004-11-04 08:16 am (UTC)
"And what exactly did you do from Jan 2005 to June 2007?"

"Primarily HR. I was responsible for a large number of personal motivational seminars, as well as team building exercises. I emphasised communication and hands on skills, and maximizing personal fullfillment in the workplace."
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[User Picture]From: ravenscathedral
2004-11-04 07:54 am (UTC)
Mel, it's your fantastic Bubbies he's thinking about yuio just know it is.... oh, wait, maybe that's just me...
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[User Picture]From: ipso__facto
2004-11-04 07:59 am (UTC)
Maybe he has crabs.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-04 08:16 am (UTC)
LALA! OMG GROSS!

Eww... he's touching the mouse now...
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[User Picture]From: wilfulcait
2004-11-04 01:21 pm (UTC)
I think I should make pyramid hats and distribute them at the next seminar I teach. Just to see how many people would put them on.

It is cold and rainy and gross here. J and I took a hooky day (*cough cough* ooo my tummy *cough*) and didn't get out of bed until after 1. We were completely totally bad.

It was so nice.

Now I'm sitting here playing Virtual Drug Dealer when I should be working on my word count.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-04 01:33 pm (UTC)
"That's a pretty good price for hash."

:)
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