2004-11-04 06:33 am (UTC)
... pyramid hat? like devo?
I wish, that would lend it an air of funky retro coolness. No, apparently the local suspicion is that pyramids on your head lead you to a more focused mind... and the practical result is that this guy is sitting here with a paper hat in the shape of a pyramid being held on to his head with a big blue shoelace.
I realize that this makes me a culturally egocentric twat, but the guy's also got his left hand practically WRAPPED AROUND HIS BALLS.. so that kinda blows some of his credibility for me.
2004-11-04 06:43 am (UTC)
your local crazies are so much better than mine omg. *sulks*
Man, I wish they were my local crazies. My life would be a lot more interesting. They're the local Ecuadorian crazies though which means that when they're being especially crazy my Puerto Rican coworker will translate for me. Mmm... translated crazy. It's like running my whole day through Babelfish.
Are you looking especially good today, or am I imagining it? :)
2004-11-04 06:51 am (UTC)
i am looking positively sexx0r, it's true.
mmmm, down his pants. now you really need the camera going.
Melly, the leaves outside Collette's apartment did not attack me this morning. I was all ready to combat them, too, with my umbrella. Am fierce, like the Penguin in Batman. *juggles goodies*
You are all fierce! I stand in awe of you.
Laura my love, I had pallela last night. And about a bottle of red wine. This business trip rocks.
mmmmmmm, food. and wine. that sounds really, really good, even though it's only 9:40 am.
Your Nanowrimo is making me need to go pee. Like Jack. I applaud this. And I love you, all humpysquishy-like.
I MEANT TO SAY YOUR NANOWRIMO POST OMG. NOT YOUR STORY, WHICH OF COURSE I HAVE NOT SEEN AND THUS WOULD NOT KNOW WHETHER IT WOULD CAUSE ME TO PEE. UM.
My story so far is about a cocktail waitress, two old Korean women, a cross-dresser in a lime green lycra skirt, and a man who killed his girlfriend. Hilarity ensues. ;)
Old Korean women? Like Margaret Cho's grandmother? *has high hopes whether or no*
Actually, they're Comfort Women... I'm not sure why they're in the casino yet.. but I heard about them on NPR and they needed to be there. Time will tell.
his hand... is down... his ... You know. You're just too good to me. This is what I'm saying.
Now, if only the guy was cute, you might take a few pictures for me, yes?
Hell, hand down the pants.....I want a picture of the fucking hat!
Now Chelle, he's cute, but there has to be a hell of a lot more cuteness to make up for the paper pyramid hat. A HELL of a lot.
OMG HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!
So I missed this yesterday, but I think you should have checked out that hand and the contents of his pants to make sure he wasn't cheating.
Actually you didn't miss it.. it was this morning.. and he's sitting about three feet from me so I'm keeping a really good eye on that hand. Mostly for amusement, but let's say it's because I care about the integrity of the test.
Hey Shawn, wanna hire me? ;)
Hey, wanna job? Good hours, learn new skillz, meet *really* interesting people.
Why do I get the feeling this involves stuff I can't put on any future resume and I can't tell my mother about? ;)
"And what exactly did you do from Jan 2005 to June 2007?"
"Primarily HR. I was responsible for a large number of personal motivational seminars, as well as team building exercises. I emphasised communication and hands on skills, and maximizing personal fullfillment in the workplace."
Mel, it's your fantastic Bubbies he's thinking about yuio just know it is.... oh, wait, maybe that's just me...
LALA! OMG GROSS!
Eww... he's touching the mouse now...
I think I should make pyramid hats and distribute them at the next seminar I teach. Just to see how many people would put them on.
It is cold and rainy and gross here. J and I took a hooky day (*cough cough* ooo my tummy *cough*) and didn't get out of bed until after 1. We were completely totally bad.
It was so nice.
Now I'm sitting here playing Virtual Drug Dealer when I should be working on my word count.
"That's a pretty good price for hash."