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[Nov. 12th, 2004|09:50 am]
Whole lotta labia.
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Only thing more terrifying than John Ashcroft's time as Attorney General?

John Ashcroft.... singing.


*shudder*
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[User Picture]From: linaerys
2004-11-12 07:01 am (UTC)
Yeah, but this:



Kind of hot. And worth the singing for me *g*.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-12 07:14 am (UTC)
AHAHAH!! *icons*

I loved the audience cheering. Because I was in my car heading down NY Ave into DC when I heard and I *totally* cheered.
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[User Picture]From: linaerys
2004-11-12 07:24 am (UTC)
Good idea *g*
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From: starfishchick
2004-11-12 09:06 am (UTC)
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2004-11-12 07:58 am (UTC)
Did you know he had himself anointed with cooking oil when he first took office in the Senate? IN HIS OFFICE? After his first weekly Bible study? IN HIS OFFICE?

Jeff interviewed him for one of our magazines and the screaming I did afterward blew my voice from a mezzo soprano to an alto.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-12 08:31 am (UTC)
Because nothing says "I'm doing the Lord's work here, people!" quite like Wesson.
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2004-11-12 08:38 am (UTC)
INDEED. I did call him the Crisco Kid for a few weeks, much to Jeff's general horror.

MELLY MELLY HI IT'S FRIDAY OMG YAY.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-12 08:39 am (UTC)
IT IS OMG!

(I made a journal for my nano thing.. does that make me horribly vain?)
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2004-11-12 08:47 am (UTC)
NO. It makes you naughty for not pointing the way there. *waits patiently*

*hands on lap*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-12 08:57 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2004-11-12 08:58 am (UTC)
*somersault*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-12 09:01 am (UTC)
Is not good, has not been proofed, just.. it's just there. And there's a big fat disclaimer.

*frets*

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From: starfishchick
2004-11-12 09:06 am (UTC)
Is this for all and sundry? Or just sundry?
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-12 09:08 am (UTC)
It's for you if you'd like it. :) I f-locked the entries that matter and you're on the flist so go crazy. Just.. I'm a little sensitive about this one since frequently I play fast and loose with stuff for my nano projects.
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From: starfishchick
2004-11-12 09:55 am (UTC)
I didn't want to friend it without permission - I thought that would be a little rude and possibly freaky.
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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2004-11-12 11:41 am (UTC)
*paws at you*
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From: ex_the0neru677
2004-11-12 08:41 am (UTC)
awww, now you know they can't use wesson - florence henderson had a role opposite a *whisper* gay man. ;)
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-12 08:43 am (UTC)
Now see, and she seemed like such a nice good all-American girl. We'll set the stoning for next Tuesday.. I've got an opening at 4.

In the mean time, we'll change the official Butthead Annointing Oil to Crisco and move on. If the Butthead in question is real busy we can just spray him with Pam as he goes by.
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From: ex_the0neru677
2004-11-12 08:49 am (UTC)
ahahahahahaha. *phsssssssshhhhht* "what was that?" "nothing, sir, just keep walking." "okay, but do you smell butter...?"
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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2004-11-12 10:43 am (UTC)
But Melly! Everyone knows that Teh Dangerous Gay Men use that other Crisco product in their Perveted Sexual Games! It's not fit for decent people to use for annointing anything.

We'll have to use some brand of olive oil, I think. But I think that the Pam idea is brilliant.

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