Why are we up this early, Mellies. *bleary*
Terrifyingly, I'd been up for half an hour already. I always get up at that time.. go to the gym.. get Matt out the door, drive the hour to work. It sucks, but the sunrises are pretty.
Why were you up, lovey?
I get up at 6:30 to write my morning pages before I go to work. Because I am a masochist, it would seem. *sleeps on you*
*strokes your hair*
We should go back to bed, yis?
That made me laugh so hard, I snorted.
And it's 5:00 here... oi. *sleeps on desk*
Snorting! Yay! My work here is done.
Why on earth are you up at 5am, kitten?
Because it's pretty much the only time I get to myself anymore. I can poke around on LJ without being bothered, or read, or exercise (*laughs*), or do what I want to do.
Molly, help me with my CA geography.. where's Sebastopol?
*points North* That way. Here's
where it is in relation to where I am. Just about 2 hours away.
There's a thingy in May that I might go to.. if I have a job... so I will OBVIOUSLY come and see you and squnch on you in person.
Actually.. it's a tribal bellydancing thing.. so if it works out and your schedule works out I might come kidnap you for a day of it.. maybe..
That would be fabulous!
*crosses all crossables* It would be beyond awesome to meet you. I'm excited just at the thought of it.
The visual on that alone, made my day brighter. Thank you.
Oh sweeting, anything I can do to help you today is a good thing.
How about this one? I came into the living room last night to sit and read for a bit. Matt was already in there, camping out on the couch. As I sat down on the loveseat I felt something under my hip and after a bit of wriggling I pulled out the vibrator that I'd left in there the day before during my afternoon of decadent alone-ness. I turned to him all indignant and said "Dammit Matt, quit leaving your sex toys in the living room."
Boy didn't even look up. He just gave this disgusted snort as if to say that my piddly little AA battery thing couldn't possibly be HIS sex toy.. no no.. HIS sex toys would involve D batteries.. possibly CAR batteries.. or pull chains.
That was a good one too. Thank you. I swear...the bed and covers are all that I can look forward to today..
I'm not much with the commenting lately, but I wanted to tell you thanks for this -- you gave me a laugh, and I appreciate it.
*loves on you*
*still giggling over 'pull chains'*
oh.. oh dood. honestly. i love you. like. This much. *runs around the world*
mmm, khaki. *raspberries you as well, for good measure*
It's so cute.. his face gets all wrinkled up and pissed off because he really actually doesn't like it when I do that.. but then his only response is some kind of "tough love" and I just end up giggling.
I am completely incapable of stopping myself from hollering in my best superhero announcer voice "It's the KHAKIIIIII AVENGERRRRR!!"
And what are the Khaki Avenger's super powers?
Making the mozzarella go farther, of course!
*runs and hides omg*
asgashgsauiasiosdhyhd!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ROFLMAO!!!!
I forgot about that till the other night when CHelsea told me that when her lunch table was all being mean and teenagey to each other to break the ice she told that story
"And then Ms. Melly stopped dead in her tracks and Mr. Matt yelled -- use the mozzarella......"
for the rest of the day, when her friends saw each other in the halls they yelled "USE THE MOZARELLA" at each other.. They do it still today... :)
*SNORF* Love on your girlie for me.. because that just made me smile so big.. :)
AHHHH!!! HAHAHAAAA! OMG I can't believe you remember that!
That one and the Kingdom's Cardboard still make me laugh right out loud.