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Whole lotta labia.

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[Nov. 17th, 2004|06:27 am]
Whole lotta labia.
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It's the time of year when Matt wears about eighty layers to work because .. well.. baby it's cold outside. The first layer is always longjohns. He's got about four sets that we wash and rotate through.. some of them are white.. some are this fun aqua.. but the original pair he bought the first winter at this company are tan. Tan top. Tan bottom.

In case you were wondering, it's never a good plan for him to wear both on the same day.. because I am completely incapable of stopping myself from hollering in my best superhero announcer voice "It's the KHAKIIIIII AVENGERRRRR!!"

And then Matt gives me "the look" and then I end up wrassled to the bed and having raspberries blown on my tummy for like five minutes and then he's almost late for work. So.. yeah.. mix up the longjohns. Just saying.
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From: berreh
2004-11-17 04:15 am (UTC)
Why are we up this early, Mellies. *bleary*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-17 04:44 am (UTC)
Terrifyingly, I'd been up for half an hour already. I always get up at that time.. go to the gym.. get Matt out the door, drive the hour to work. It sucks, but the sunrises are pretty.

Why were you up, lovey?
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From: berreh
2004-11-17 04:45 am (UTC)
I get up at 6:30 to write my morning pages before I go to work. Because I am a masochist, it would seem. *sleeps on you*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-17 04:57 am (UTC)
*strokes your hair*

We should go back to bed, yis?
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[User Picture]From: magickalmolly
2004-11-17 05:18 am (UTC)
That made me laugh so hard, I snorted.

And it's 5:00 here... oi. *sleeps on desk*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-17 07:03 am (UTC)
Snorting! Yay! My work here is done.

Why on earth are you up at 5am, kitten?
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[User Picture]From: magickalmolly
2004-11-17 07:15 am (UTC)
Because it's pretty much the only time I get to myself anymore. I can poke around on LJ without being bothered, or read, or exercise (*laughs*), or do what I want to do.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-17 07:16 am (UTC)
Molly, help me with my CA geography.. where's Sebastopol?
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[User Picture]From: magickalmolly
2004-11-17 07:24 am (UTC)
*points North* That way.

Here's where it is in relation to where I am. Just about 2 hours away.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-17 11:16 am (UTC)
*makes note*

There's a thingy in May that I might go to.. if I have a job... so I will OBVIOUSLY come and see you and squnch on you in person.

Actually.. it's a tribal bellydancing thing.. so if it works out and your schedule works out I might come kidnap you for a day of it.. maybe..

*fingers crossed*
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[User Picture]From: magickalmolly
2004-11-17 11:45 am (UTC)
*MEEP*

That would be fabulous!

*crosses all crossables* It would be beyond awesome to meet you. I'm excited just at the thought of it.
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[User Picture]From: ravenscathedral
2004-11-17 06:23 am (UTC)
The visual on that alone, made my day brighter. Thank you.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-17 07:06 am (UTC)
Oh sweeting, anything I can do to help you today is a good thing.

How about this one? I came into the living room last night to sit and read for a bit. Matt was already in there, camping out on the couch. As I sat down on the loveseat I felt something under my hip and after a bit of wriggling I pulled out the vibrator that I'd left in there the day before during my afternoon of decadent alone-ness. I turned to him all indignant and said "Dammit Matt, quit leaving your sex toys in the living room."

Boy didn't even look up. He just gave this disgusted snort as if to say that my piddly little AA battery thing couldn't possibly be HIS sex toy.. no no.. HIS sex toys would involve D batteries.. possibly CAR batteries.. or pull chains.
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[User Picture]From: ravenscathedral
2004-11-17 07:43 am (UTC)
That was a good one too. Thank you. I swear...the bed and covers are all that I can look forward to today..
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[User Picture]From: fangirlsays
2004-11-17 08:11 am (UTC)
I'm not much with the commenting lately, but I wanted to tell you thanks for this -- you gave me a laugh, and I appreciate it.

*loves on you*

*still giggling over 'pull chains'*
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[User Picture]From: slightlytricky
2004-11-17 11:38 am (UTC)
*SNORT*

oh.. oh dood. honestly. i love you. like. This much. *runs around the world*
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2004-11-17 06:28 am (UTC)
mmm, khaki. *raspberries you as well, for good measure*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-17 07:08 am (UTC)
hee! quit that!
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-17 07:08 am (UTC)

Re: Oh.. no...

It's so cute.. his face gets all wrinkled up and pissed off because he really actually doesn't like it when I do that.. but then his only response is some kind of "tough love" and I just end up giggling.
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From: starfishchick
2004-11-17 07:42 am (UTC)
I am completely incapable of stopping myself from hollering in my best superhero announcer voice "It's the KHAKIIIIII AVENGERRRRR!!"

And what are the Khaki Avenger's super powers?
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2004-11-17 07:51 am (UTC)
Making the mozzarella go farther, of course!

*runs and hides omg*
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[User Picture]From: ravenscathedral
2004-11-17 10:59 am (UTC)
asgashgsauiasiosdhyhd!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ROFLMAO!!!!

I forgot about that till the other night when CHelsea told me that when her lunch table was all being mean and teenagey to each other to break the ice she told that story

"And then Ms. Melly stopped dead in her tracks and Mr. Matt yelled -- use the mozzarella......"

for the rest of the day, when her friends saw each other in the halls they yelled "USE THE MOZARELLA" at each other.. They do it still today... :)
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-17 11:18 am (UTC)
*SNORF* Love on your girlie for me.. because that just made me smile so big.. :)
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-17 11:17 am (UTC)
AHHHH!!! HAHAHAAAA! OMG I can't believe you remember that!

That one and the Kingdom's Cardboard still make me laugh right out loud.

*loves*
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