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[Nov. 18th, 2004|10:00 am]
Whole lotta labia.
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Well now. Clearly this is some kind of apocalyptic portent. Clearly. What else could it be?

Ebay: Making you go "The fuck?" since 1995.
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[User Picture]From: mcee
2004-11-18 07:08 am (UTC)
i. um. O.o
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-18 07:10 am (UTC)
I am *particularly* fond of the disclaimer that this product is not meant for consumption.

Because.. really.. who would eat such a thing? I mean.. it's a... sandwich.

At some point it would need a reliquary. Perhaps a lunchbox.
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[User Picture]From: corbett
2004-11-18 07:16 am (UTC)
fyi, i - the great corbetto! - am the current highest bidder!

i can't wait for you and everyone to come over and see the blessed toasted bread! i've built an altar and filed for a restraining order to keep the toaster at least 10 feet away from multigrain mary...
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-18 07:19 am (UTC)
"Multigrain Mary" AHAHAHA!!! *snort*
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2004-11-18 07:19 am (UTC)
*pees*

This is better than Dogbert's St. Ted in the peanut butter. And omg it's ten years old? I love all the PLEASE DON'T TAKE DOWN MY VIRGIN MARY SAMMICH OMG red type.

That and the current selling price make my chest hurt.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-18 07:25 am (UTC)
I'm just terrified that the starting bid for a ten-year-old half-eaten sandwich was three thousand dollars. It's like.. you can put a downpayment on a new car.. or you can have someone else's cast-off grilled cheese.

*boggles*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-18 07:45 am (UTC)
*SNORF*
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[User Picture]From: yellow_oranges
2004-11-18 07:43 am (UTC)
o_O

"It has just preserved itself..."
Well now. Must be those cotton balls (?!?!?!) it is packed with.

The fact that this miraculous and blessed apparition is now for sale on eBay...depressing.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-18 07:45 am (UTC)
If he auctions off the cotton balls next, I'm moving to a cave somewhere with no internet access.
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[User Picture]From: almaviva
2004-11-18 08:11 am (UTC)
My faith never won me $70,000 at the nearby casino.


my faith sucks *buys sandwich*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-18 08:44 am (UTC)
Once my faith and I found a quarter!

Err.. that doesn't count, does it?

Then again.. it doesn't say how much he *lost* at the casino.

Hmmmmmmm...
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[User Picture]From: slightlytricky
2004-11-18 08:32 am (UTC)
Dood. Did you not see this all over google yesterday? There were even reports on CNN on how the sacred event happened!

Behold, the power of cheese!
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[User Picture]From: baisleac
2004-11-18 08:38 am (UTC)
Love the BBC's headling. LOL

"Woman 'blessed by the holy toast'"
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[User Picture]From: ipso__facto
2004-11-18 08:50 am (UTC)

wtfucketh?

Melly, you should read http://www.boingboing.net. There are gems like this there all day every day! Yesterday, I shot soup through my nose when I found this.

Also, I don't know if I will ever be able to eat grilled cheese again. o.o
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-18 09:02 am (UTC)

Re: wtfucketh?

And now with the RSS feed I won't even have to leave my LJ for it!

/lazyass
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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2004-11-18 09:02 am (UTC)
*orders grilled cheese for lunch*
*demands that it perform miracles*
*gets thrown out of restaurant*

Hey, I'm a pagan. We'll pray to anything.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2004-11-18 09:02 am (UTC)
The next time I see you, if you're not already tired of my stories, remind me to tell you about the picnic table "healing".

:D
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From: ex_the0neru677
2004-11-18 10:29 am (UTC)
*brandishes chick-fil-a® sandwich at "holy grilled cheese"*

BEGONE, YE FALSE PROPHET.

i mean, *everybody* knows that the road to hell is paved with those american cheese-food slices.
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