||[Nov. 18th, 2004|10:00 am]
Whole lotta labia.
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Well now. Clearly this is some kind of apocalyptic portent. Clearly. What else could it be?
Ebay: Making you go "The fuck?" since 1995.
2004-11-18 07:08 am (UTC)
i. um. O.o
I am *particularly* fond of the disclaimer that this product is not meant for consumption.
Because.. really.. who would eat such a thing? I mean.. it's a... sandwich.
At some point it would need a reliquary. Perhaps a lunchbox.
fyi, i - the great corbetto! - am the current highest bidder!
i can't wait for you and everyone to come over and see the blessed toasted bread! i've built an altar and filed for a restraining order to keep the toaster at least 10 feet away from multigrain mary...
"Multigrain Mary" AHAHAHA!!! *snort*
This is better than Dogbert's St. Ted in the peanut butter. And omg it's ten years old? I love all the PLEASE DON'T TAKE DOWN MY VIRGIN MARY SAMMICH OMG red type.
That and the current selling price make my chest hurt.
I'm just terrified that the starting bid for a ten-year-old half-eaten sandwich was three thousand dollars. It's like.. you can put a downpayment on a new car.. or you can have someone else's cast-off grilled cheese.
"It has just preserved itself..."
Well now. Must be those cotton balls (?!?!?!) it is packed with.
The fact that this miraculous and blessed apparition is now for sale on eBay...depressing.
If he auctions off the cotton balls next, I'm moving to a cave somewhere with no internet access.
My faith never won me $70,000 at the nearby casino.
my faith sucks *buys sandwich*
Once my faith and I found a quarter!
Err.. that doesn't count, does it?
Then again.. it doesn't say how much he *lost* at the casino.
Dood. Did you not see this all over google yesterday? There were even reports on CNN on how the sacred event happened! Behold, the power of cheese!
Love the BBC's headling. LOL
"Woman 'blessed by the holy toast'"
Melly, you should read http://www.boingboing.net
. There are gems like this there all day every day! Yesterday, I shot soup through my nose when I found this.
Also, I don't know if I will ever be able to eat grilled cheese again. o.o
And now with the RSS feed I won't even have to leave my LJ for it!
*orders grilled cheese for lunch*
*demands that it perform miracles*
*gets thrown out of restaurant*
Hey, I'm a pagan. We'll pray to anything.
The next time I see you, if you're not already tired of my stories, remind me to tell you about the picnic table "healing".
*brandishes chick-fil-a® sandwich at "holy grilled cheese"*
BEGONE, YE FALSE PROPHET.
i mean, *everybody* knows that the road to hell is paved with those american cheese-food slices.