“It does make me question the whole "fellowship of mankind" and "be good to your fellow man" and "love one another" tenants of this whole religion when the entire congregation failed to tell me that my sweater was on not only backwards but also inside out. So now everyone who looked at my face knew that my sweater was from the Gap. Size L. Hopefully they couldn't also tell that I got it at the outlet for $1.97.
Nevertheless.. I'll be going somewhere else next week.”