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[Mar. 30th, 2005|01:53 pm]
Whole lotta labia.
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That spam yesterday was fun. I'm taking a mental break and giving you

A - Accent: None, I suppose. Unless I'm angry or upset or really into a story.. in which case I begin to sound ever so slightly like Ellie Mae Clampett.
B - Breast size: DD, and boy howdy am I trying to get that down. There are no pretty bras at this size. Just Helga Queen of the Viking Women ones.
C - Chore you hate: Cleaning hair out of the drains. I won't do it. I just refuse.
D - Dad's name: Charles. Which is why he goes by Mike.
E - Essential make-up: I don't wear it regularly. So let's say lipgloss for everyday use and my essential for special occasions would be my auburn mascara.
F - Favourite perfume/ cologne: PS by Paul Sebastian. I wear it myself. I smell divine.
G - Gold or Silver: Gold.
H - Hometown: I don't really have one.
I - Insomnia: Only when I'm really stressed.
J - Job title: IT Project Manager (babysitter)
K - Kids: Sunglasses first. Then fish. Then dog. Then kids.
L - Living arrangements: In a leetle house on a big farm. With Mattses.
M - Mom's birthplace: Do you know, I have NO idea. I think it was St. Louis. We're a long line of military kids so that's not such a big deal.
O - Overnight hospital stays: No, never. Am I missing anything?
P- Phobia: Frogs. I know it sounds stupid, but they scare the FUCK out of me. The girl I ganked this from has Melissaphobia. Which apparently is the fear of bees. As opposed to the fear of.. y'know.. me.
Q - Favorite Quote: I can't pick just one. Lately I've been liking this one:
In spite of illness, in spite even of the archenemy sorrow, one can remain alive log past the usual date of disintegration
if one is unafraid of change, insatiable in intellectual curiosity, interested in big things, and happy in small ways.

That's Edith Wharton, in case you're curious.
R - Religious affiliation: United Methodist. And .. um.. mostly ok with that.
S - Siblings: One brother, 28. Infinitely cooler than I am but monumentally unhappy. This breaks my heart.
T - Time you wake up: 5:45.
U - Unnatural hair colours you've worn: I once sprayed pink hairspray into it. But .. that's a bad look for me.
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: Any limp leafy green. I'm sorry. I just can't do it.
W- Worst habit: overeating
X - X-rays you've had: teeth, neck, back, shoulders, ankle, wrist/hand, and a cat scan for good measure.
Y- Yummy foods you make: I can actually make just about anything. But I'm a faboo baker.
Z - Zodiac sign: Saggitarius.

From: linaerys
2005-03-30 06:54 pm (UTC)
Just Helga Queen of the Viking Women ones.

BWAH! Sorry. At least you've got a sense of humor about it =).
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-03-30 06:56 pm (UTC)
It's totally true! These big four-hook jobbies with padded shoulder straps and full coverage. I look like a Wagner babe. Like I should have a horned helmet. :) It was worse at the DDD stage though. At that stage they only come in beige, black, and white. At DD you can at least get cute patterns and stuff.
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From: linaerys
2005-03-30 08:54 pm (UTC)
Well, Wagner babes get a lot of action. Of course it's usually from someone they're related to, but hey, let's look on the bright side!
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[User Picture]From: lapsedagnostic
2005-03-30 07:06 pm (UTC)
"K - Kids: Sunglasses first. Then fish. Then dog. Then kids."

"you should try finding ray-bans in a fruit-bat medium".
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-03-30 07:07 pm (UTC)
ROBERTO! AHAHAAA! Dood, I so needed that.

Quas, I'm going to have to kill my computer. They won't fire me for that, will they?
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[User Picture]From: lapsedagnostic
2005-03-30 07:12 pm (UTC)
Wel, you could make it look like an accident ("it was drying it's hair with the dryer, and fell into the tub."), or maybe a gay suicide pact with the laser printer down the hall ("I loved my dead gay laptop!"), or, hell, frame it for embezelling, and male it off to mexico with a bunch of forged corporate checks.

With a little forthought, you have _nothing_ to worry about.
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[User Picture]From: lapsedagnostic
2005-03-30 07:12 pm (UTC)
um, uh, that would be "mail".

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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-03-30 07:13 pm (UTC)
All good plans. I like teh embezelling one.

I can't get it to play anything but QT videos. I'm running all the latest codecs and all the latest versions of everything and.. still no video. Fucking fantastic audio but no video that isn't QT. I'm tearin' my hair out.
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[User Picture]From: lapsedagnostic
2005-03-30 07:17 pm (UTC)
what os? what video player?

I'm ashamed to say that with xp, I actually like windows media player 10. Download it if you don't have it yet.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-03-30 07:18 pm (UTC)
W2K and frankly, any fucking video player. I'm having the same issue with WMP, WinAmp's player, and the generic version of DivX that you get if you download the codec. *sob*
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[User Picture]From: lapsedagnostic
2005-03-30 07:20 pm (UTC)
Uh, not a clue. sorry.

My video fu has never been that good.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-03-30 07:24 pm (UTC)
You know the most frustrating part? Sometimes if the video is going in a back window and I'm reading a FAQ or something in the main window and then I go to click back to the video the picture is there for like a split second of the click. Like it's been teasing me. Like it's playing fine where I can't see it. ARRRRG!

*kicks it*
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[User Picture]From: lapsedagnostic
2005-03-30 07:19 pm (UTC)
what os? what video player?

I'm ashamed to say that with xp, I actually like windows media player 10. Download it if you don't have it yet.

looking for the divx codec?
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-03-30 07:42 pm (UTC)
Huh. Well. It's fixed. But not satisfactorally so.
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From: magickalmolly
2005-03-30 07:17 pm (UTC)
A - Accent: Californian, I suppose
B - Breast size: D, which isn't much better than DD as far as finding pretty things to cover/support them go.
C - Chore you hate: cleaning the shower stall, and taking down the trash.
D - Dad's name: Americo. No, really. His parents were immigrants from Portugal, and had actually named him America, but it got typoed on the birth certificate, so it stayed Americo. He goes by Mack.
E - Essential make-up: Uhm.. none. I do fill in my eyebrows a bit and wear lipbalm when I'm going out, and sometimes I'll put on a bit of eyeliner, but that's about it. Mascara and actual lipstick if I'm dressing up, which is almost never.
F - Favourite perfume/ cologne: None. If I want to scent myself, I'll either wear sandalwood oil or rose water.
G - Gold or Silver: Gold.
H - Hometown:Hayward, California.
I - Insomnia: Not as much as my inability to sleep in late. I just can't do it, ever.
J - Job title: On-site apartment manager. Also, Domestic Goddess.
K - Kids: One, and that's enough. ;D
L - Living arrangements: 2 bedroom, 2 bath apartment that is bigger than a lot of houses I've seen in this area.
M - Mom's birthplace: Portugal.
O - Overnight hospital stays: Only when I had my son.
P- Phobia: Frogs! Really, they totally freak me out. Oh, and I have a fear of falling, so you'll never see me on a roller coaster or any other carnival ride like that. The whole stomach flip feeling absolutely does me in. I can't stand it.
Q - Favorite Quote: Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. Dr. Seuss
R - Religious affiliation: None. However, I am a spiritual person, and consider myself a witch.
S - Siblings: 2 older brothers.
T - Time you wake up: 4:45 a.m.
U - Unnatural hair colours you've worn: Magenta and fiery orange. Neither were good choices, so I stick with my natural brown now.
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: Cooked spinach and canned green beans.
W- Worst habit: Procrastination.
X - X-rays you've had: Teeth, arm, collarbone, and an ultra-sound when I was pregnant.
Y- Yummy foods you make: Ahhahhaha, yeah right. I do make good peanut butter cookies, tho.
Z - Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-03-30 07:25 pm (UTC)
*sidles up*

Tell me more of these peanut butter cookies..

*eyelash flutter*
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From: magickalmolly
2005-03-30 07:38 pm (UTC)
Double the peanut butter... and peanut butter chips, when I'm feeling dangerous.

I'll make us some when you come visit. Eeei.
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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2005-03-30 08:15 pm (UTC)
A - Accent: Appalachian, but only when I'm quite emotional or trying to make someone laugh.
B - Breast size: Somewhere between C and D, which I hate because I never minded being a D cup.
C - Chore you hate: cleaning the bathrooms, decluttering.
D - Dad's name: Howard
E - Essential make-up: a little powder to cover the redness. Since I lost weight I've suddenly turned into Girly McGirlysdottir and have been wearing powder, plus eye makeup, blush and lipstick. go figure.
F - Favourite perfume/ cologne: I don't much wear it, but I have some scents from Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab that I like a whole big lot and wear sometimes. My favorite thing is to just dab a bit of vanilla extract in the appropriate places.
G - Gold or Silver: silver.
H - Hometown: Charlottesville, Virginia
I - Insomnia: very very rarely.
J - Job title: Technical Coordinator for a software development project, which means I'm webmaster, nanny, secretary, user support, events coordinator, and all around bringer of order from chaos.
K - Kids: one, stubby, big ears, goes around on four legs, wags her tail and barks a lot.
L - Living arrangements: 3BR, 2BA house on nearly 3 acres of land way the hell out on the country away from other people. Next door neighbors on both sides are lovely and wonderful and so good to me.
M - Mom's birthplace: Big Ridge, Dickinson County, Virginia
O - Overnight hospital stays: none.
P - Phobia: being trapped in a vehicle that's sinking in water. the only recurring nightmare I've ever had.
Q - Favorite Quote: "Exuberance is beauty." William Blake
R - Religious affiliation: devout Rondaist, seeker of Truth, pagan.
S - Siblings: none.
T - Time you wake up: well, I get up generally between 5:00 and 5:15am. I WAKE up by about 9am most days.
U - Unnatural hair colours you've worn: I went through a burgundy period in my mid-20s. was fun.
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: cooked zucchini. BLECH! Squash that goes slimy when it's cooked. *shudder*
W - Worst habit: procrastination. (there's a joke here somewhere, I just know it.)
X - X-rays you've had: teeth, ankles, chest, sonogram of my left breast
Y - Yummy foods you make: Honestly? I'm a really good cook. If you point me at a recipe, I can make it. If there's no recipe, I can often wing it and come out with something edible. There are some notably nasty exceptions to this, of course. I gave up on tofu years ago.
Z - Zodiac sign: Capricorn. (Ascendant: Gemini. Moon: Taurus)
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[User Picture]From: slightlytricky
2005-03-30 08:30 pm (UTC)
mellies my own true love.

i am mere seconds away from murder.

and? techology hates me.

also? norman is where i am not today.

....... and i am up to HERE *handgesture* with people fucking PREACHING to me!
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From: linaerys
2005-03-30 09:00 pm (UTC)
Am bored and therefore spamming you. So there.

A - Accent: Snobby American
B - Breast size: generous B, small C
C - Chore you hate: cleaning
D - Dad's name: Mark
E - Essential make-up: mascara, black or brown, because otherwise my eyelashers are invisible
F - Favourite perfume/ cologne: probably O from BPAL, but I change my mind a lot
G - Gold or Silver: silver.
H - Hometown: Ithaca, NY
I - Insomnia: occasionally
J - Job title: Creative Technologist. Yeah, I try not to tell people that one.
K - Kids: none
L - Living arrangements: 1BR apartment, shared with an adorable penguin
M - Mom's birthplace: Albany, NY
O - Overnight hospital stays: none.
P - Phobia: dismemberment
Q - Favorite Quote: "Our worst fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn't serve the world."
--Nelson Mandela
R - Religious affiliation: none, working on being a very agnostic Jew
S - Siblings: one taller younger sister
T - Time you wake up: 5:45 am or 6:30am depending on the day of the week
U - Unnatural hair colours you've worn: only the unnatural orange I was born with
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: American Cheese.
W - Worst habit: Procrastination, brutal honesty
X - X-rays you've had: teeth, feet, shoulder
Y - Yummy foods you make: Too many to name. My chocolate chip cookies are the best, though.
Z - Zodiac sign: Libra. (Leo Ascendant)
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[User Picture]From: wilfulcait
2005-03-31 04:38 pm (UTC)

Wrote you a long letter. But can't spend time on the computer, have to go change my shoes, just wanted to drop by.

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