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[May. 3rd, 2005|12:10 pm]
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Every year Mother's Day is some kind of perverse integrity check. It's like playing a game of "Do I have the balls..." with myself. Do I have the balls to send a card that says "Your sweet gentle ways always saw me through"? No. No I do not.

I've found a suitable card. I made reservations. Now I have to shop for flowers. I've never actually been less in the mood to shop.

On the other hand.. I want item 2644 at flowers.com. Because I'm a dork.

[User Picture]From: wilfulcait
2005-05-03 04:20 pm (UTC)
I think you should. I think it would be hilarious.

You get flowers. I got my mom a bowl with a fish on it at a charity dinner. You are the good kid.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-05-03 04:26 pm (UTC)
see.. Mom would cry.. and Greg would be like "The hell?" and later on I'd be like "It was funny!" and Mom would be all "You mean you don't think I'm that way? So I'm a horrible shrew is that it?" And she'd be half joking. But only half.

I can actually hear that conversation in my head.
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[User Picture]From: wilfulcait
2005-05-03 04:30 pm (UTC)
You should just write her a card that says "Having you for my mother has made me a better person." You could draw flowers on it. I have markers.
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