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Whole lotta labia.

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[May. 11th, 2005|07:18 pm]
Whole lotta labia.
I'm in the Dallas airport using one of those kiosk terminals... an there's ... something all over the keyboard. It's sticky. I'm totaly bleaching my hands after this.

American Airlines fun trick #2: They stop flyin the flight you booked and don't tell you. Instead they book you on a late flight that gets you in at butt-fuck late at night and you end up arriving at the hotel wen the roosters get up. Grrrr.

Cait: I got your message and nearly wept. That is fantastic news. :)
Molly: DINNER OMG! Am I crashing on your couch or should I keep the hotel for tomorrow night? Either answer is good, I just need to know. :)

Alright.. I need to go sanitize myself.

From: magickalmolly
2005-05-12 12:16 am (UTC)
YES! I shall feed you, I promise. Or we can go out. Whichever. And stay here, pleeeease. The "guest room" is all ready for you. I'll feed you in the morning, too. We have two showers and everything. You'll be comfy as a bug in a rug here... and I'll get to see you longer.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-05-12 12:45 am (UTC)
I have best plan ever.. in exchange for you saving me the price of an irritatingly overpriced fleabag hotel I'll take you and your boys (or just you if you want to talk about teh boysex) out. And don't make that face at me. We can oogle cute waiter butts and pretend that the alfredo has no points.


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[User Picture]From: slightlytricky
2005-05-12 12:30 am (UTC)
*sits in the chair facing south and starts to wave*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-05-12 12:46 am (UTC)


Tricky... I keep seeing that "I Cant Believe It's Not Yogurt!" shop all over. By now.. after all this time.. don't you think they should know it's yogurt?
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[User Picture]From: slightlytricky
2005-05-12 12:49 am (UTC)
These have to be the same people who continue to be amazed at the "I can't believe it's not butter" commercials.

Because when you've had Fabio as your spokesman, that's really saying a lot right there.
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[User Picture]From: wilfulcait
2005-05-12 12:47 am (UTC)
It's amazing how one's definition of good news shifts, but heck yes. Whooo!!!!
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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2005-05-12 01:50 am (UTC)
*gives you clorox wipe*

dood. squish the heck out of Molly for me, 'kay?
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