oh mellies. what am i going to do with you. *cuddles you and makes you tea*
Oh, and I hope you feel better soon =(. *hugs*
omg Melly. *pushes you into bubble* No more badness and owie and eww.
You so brave. I would have screamed blue murder at the tick. And yes it was so worth it for the anal sex joke. *pets yer butt*
Oh, Melly-kins. Oh oh oh.
Your CDs should be arriving any day now, by the way.
Pshew!! I was on the edge of my seat girl!! That Matt is a card, right enough!!
If what I have isn't Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever...
HOW DO I EXPLAIN THE CRAVINGS?
That's easy, Sid. You're a pervert. They have creams and ointments for that. :D
*peers at book*
OH! I was looking at the wrong entry. *points*
Rocky Mounted Fever
Now, if I could just figure out who this Rocky fellow is.
aaand now the cast of Rocky Horror is jumping around in my head and singing like the mad things they are.
You know, I had to put Tricky in a hamster ball yesterday. Should I get one for you too?
*nibbles on sunflower seeds*
That depends entirely. When I'm finished in the ball do I get to go play in the wheel and then sleep in the wood shavings?
Um.. and will Tricky be there?
Yes, and YES.
*gets you matching wheels*
My co-worker crush had Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever...too bad I didn't know about the butt sex symptom at the time.
I hear it lingers. Sometimes for years. *authoritative nod* I read it on the internet, so it must be true.
Melly: What do you get from a dog tick?
Matt: Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever.
Melly: What does that do?
Matt: *uses Very Convincing Voice and Serious Eyes* It gives you cravings for massive amounts of butt sex.
Long-term health problems following acute Rocky Mountain spotted fever infection include partial paralysis of the lower extremities, gangrene requiring amputation of fingers, toes, or arms or legs, hearing loss, loss of bowel or bladder control, movement disorders, and language disorders.
So if you have your legs amputated, is that better for the butt sex?
Now for some unknown reason you are in my head raucously shouting fuck the stump.
i just love you so much mellies!
You just want to be close to me when I suddenly begin craving kinky sex... I see through your ruse!
Yes, adults get mono. I had a coworker who had it a few months ago.
Please tell me that the doc sent out a tick titer profile on you. ie tell me they drew blood. There are other tick-borne illnesses, like ehrlichiosis and rickettsia, which can be transmitted by the dog tick and can be nasty.
No more wildlife Mellies! NO!
I told Matt it just wanted to be adopted and brought home and cared for. And Matt spent a good five minutes explaining how it wasn't a Pound Puppy, it was a TICK!
And then I had to actually bite my tongue not to go "SPOOOOOOOOON!" Thereby proving my dorkdom beyond all doubt.
awwwww, honey! *chicken soups you*
also, i think your boy and my boy are sekritly the same boy. O.o
also, i think your boy and my boy are sekritly the same boy
*a-feart* Let's hope whoever he is he's folding space-time to be in both places, because if there's actually two alike I worry for the fabric of the universe. :)
I called my mother and made her do the Mommy voice for me. That's how grown up I am today. How's your bruises? And when do you get the results from the thing?
Sometimes a Mommy to do the Mommy voice for you is the best cure!
The bruises are fading (except the one on my palm) and I have an appointment to see my doctor on Monday -- he should have the results of the MRI by then.
My arm, though, seems to be doing okay. Due to the weirdness of doctor visits and holiday weekends, i ended up not really doing a whole lot of data entry at all for like eight days, and I don't know if that gave the muscle relaxers time to start really doing their job, or what, but my hand hasn't gone numb for several days. I still have some achiness and that weird, nervy twinge sometimes in my wrist that means I'm pissing off that nerve there, but overall, it's been much better. =)
How are you holding up, dearheart?
it's just sodomy baby...:)
I glad u not sick.
But it would have been worth it for the RMSF jokes.
I would have thought it was allergies except for the size of the lumps in my neck and the fact that it's raining out and that usually slaps my allergies down. Anyway, I got some righteous antibiotics and hopefully I can get rid of this once and for all.
Melly ... you need a more boring life sometimes ... but then you wouldn't be able to tell the best stories evah ....
Feel better, then write and tell me all about the massive amounts of butt sex you and mattes have been having ;)
Seriously? Call me if you need something. This weekend is not committed.