This is why I go to women gynos. A woman's fingers in my hoo-hoo is somehow less invasive to me.
Not necessarily... Tammy had man-hands dood.. :)
I had a nice woman gyno and I liked her a lot.. but then she failed to pick up on the fact that my best friend had breast cancer and that another friend of mine was four and a half months pregnant. Neither of those is entirely her fault, but with a couple of abnormal paps in my past I decided to shop around for someone else. :)
Yeah, sounds like a good reason to shop around, definitely.
Ok one of those constitutes switching Docs, both things though... much badness. I'm kind of pissed at her actually, but, bygones. *sings a Barry White song*
Oh yeah. New gyno? Ick. Although I'm getting it weekly starting in July! Yay! Of course at that point if they tell me I'm close to delivering I think I'll be overjoyed.
...like an alien! None of my shirts are long enough and really no one wants to see my midriff!
I accidentally missed my appointment with Tammy and then after her not picking up on your condition and not being at all urgent about Caitlin's I figured it was best to reschedule with someone else. He was fine. Just.. not Tammy.
so does your dr. use about a quart of KY, too? I hate that. I mean, come on, a cup would do the trick, right?
Exactly! I mean c'mon.. it's not like I took a squeegee to my hoo-hoo before I got in there.. there's no need to grease it up like a slip-n-slide.. just use a little and let me be on my way.
I don't mind the whole slip-n-slide thing while I'm in the middle of the exam, actually. It's just the squelching for the rest of the day that irks me a little.
that and the thought that somewhere there's a salesman getting a big ass commission on all that KY sales volume.
I guess it would depend on the strange man. And just how strange he was. But yeah, squooshy.
AND YAY SAMPLES!
Yay samples! For those times when I'm Yay! Lazy about getting to the pharmacy. ;)
Also, having Joe Plaice in your mood icon just makes everything SQUOOSHIER. *crosses legs into perpetuity*
*or at least until I have good reason to uncross yanno*
Kiltie... I have a writing bunny.. it's been so long I'm not sure what to do with it.. Plus? It's not ... normal. Y'know? It's a weird bunny. And it sings.
I suggest petting it a lot. Not that I have any ulterior motive for suggesting you do so nuh-uh.
Does it have a decent voice? Can it fight this feeling?
NOt only that.. it wants to keep on lovin' you. And now it has to learn how to play whist because I think its' going to have lovely characters meeting in a bar.
And then? Much tall lankiness.
with open arms, even.
Note to self. Learn what "TMI" means .
Aww.. did the big bad Too Much Information monster bite you? ;)
Ah, maybe just some embarassement at stumbling into a gender-specific converstation.
That, and they are making me pick a new health plan thingy at work, and I'm afraid of doctors.
However did you get your post to display something different on the "friends" pages than on the main journal page? That's nifty!
... and all that comes to mind is a wonderful little story i once heard about the joys, or lack thereof, of the two-finger piledriver.
I was once told I had a "beautiful uterus." I spent the rest of the day swinging between pride and wtf?!
I hope it wasn't a pick-up line.
No, it was my gynecologist.
your hoo hoo gets around
i'm just sayin
i can't believe i actually said that in my outlooud voice.
you know you kinda like it. Strange is strange. :)