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Whole lotta labia.

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[Jul. 9th, 2005|08:51 pm]
Whole lotta labia.
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I realized this morning that I didn't post yesterday or Thursday. I felt the need to. Mostly I felt the need to share how much my Tricky is soooo cool. And so? I give you Thursday afternoon:

Melly: I would like to know you for a very long time.

Tricky: ditto

Melly: When we are old we will sit on a porch somewhere with drinks that look like lemonade but have gin in them and we'll watch the children play in the grass. And when my neighbor's eldest son comes home from college and waves at where we're sitting before going in to hug his mother I fully expect you to look at me and say "Who's the nice ass?" And then we'll play one of those games that old ladies play. Mahjongg maybe.. but with dirty pictures on the tiles.

Tricky: When I am old, I shall watch porn. (Just as much as I do now)

Melly: Yes. And I shall help.

Tricky: \o/

Melly: "This one has bad production value and I can't hear the moaning even with my hearing aid all the way up. Put in a different one!"

Tricky: "What the.. is he wearing SOCKS? Why the fuck do they do that, mellies?" "I don't know Chellies"

Melly: Dude! So true! Gay porn is all about the socks!

Tricky: feh Perhaps we shall produce gay porn in our old age. Grannyporn

Melly: Where the Socks Aren't Volume 12

Tricky: Sock-less sex, and the Grannies who love them.

Melly: \o/

[User Picture]From: slightlytricky
2005-07-10 01:19 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-07-10 01:26 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: slightlytricky
2005-07-10 01:28 am (UTC)
careful, or the visuals will start to scar me for life.
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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2005-07-10 10:12 am (UTC)
hee! <3 both of you!

And you can both take scary roadtrips to visit me in whatever Southern location I will be inhabiting then, and we'll all sit out on the front porch, two attractive old ladies and one leathery old Appalachian woman, and sip "just one julep" which we will "freshen up" through the afternoon and evening until we're all cackling like the crazy old ladies that we are and frightening the neighbor's children.

A practically perfect future.
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[User Picture]From: alex_wench
2005-07-11 06:20 pm (UTC)
Melly: Where the Socks Aren't Volume 12

You are just too cute.
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