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[Jul. 25th, 2005|09:00 am]
Whole lotta labia.
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So, we moved office space over the weekend. We were all packed up and out the door and letting the movers do their work on Friday afternoon.

This morning carries with it the expected level of chaos.


  • I have two file cabinets, but no network cable.

  • I have a whiteboard, but no mounting screws.

  • I have network connectivity but only in a jack they say shouldn't be working. God help me when they "fix" it.

  • Apparently, according to the name plate outside my cube, I am Grant Michaels. Hi.

  • They have assured us what we'll have phone service connected by 10am. Which is all great and everything but....

  • Where, do you suppose, my phone is?

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[User Picture]From: berreh
2005-07-25 01:01 pm (UTC)
Morning, Grant. Tea?
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-07-25 01:12 pm (UTC)
Lovely plan. And you may call me Grant. Everyone else must call me Mr. Michaels.
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[User Picture]From: berreh
2005-07-25 01:13 pm (UTC)
Right away, Grant. *sits on your desk*
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2005-07-25 01:03 pm (UTC)
Yo, Grant, can we get some bagels down here, after you've found the phone?

See, all this moving, you must have an office now, right? Right?
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-07-25 01:13 pm (UTC)
No. *sob* Still with the cube. However, it's heartening to note that my boss has also been knocked down to a cubicle.
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[User Picture]From: magickalmolly
2005-07-25 01:04 pm (UTC)
do you know where your stapler is?
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-07-25 01:18 pm (UTC)
Yup. In the box I packed it in. Mysteriously I also have my teammate Margaret's. This move is fun for everyone. The Accounts Payable department has no electricity.
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[User Picture]From: slightlytricky
2005-07-25 01:38 pm (UTC)
mellies. why did you pack margaret in a box. did you at least poke holes so she could breathe over the weekend?
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[User Picture]From: ipso__facto
2005-07-25 01:06 pm (UTC)
Where, do you suppose, my phone is?

Do you really want me to answer that? *raises eyebrow*

Hee. Grant is my mother's family's clan name. :D
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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2005-07-25 01:42 pm (UTC)
Dear Mr. Michaels,

Hi! I'm a single white female in her early 40s. I hear you've got a new cubicle and know where your stapler is. Would you like to meet me for coffee?

Hugs 'n' kisses,
Hot MILF
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[User Picture]From: wilfulcait
2005-07-25 01:53 pm (UTC)
Hi Grant.
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