Did Lizzies and her bread stick teach you nothing?
also. *curls around you* hi precious. i love you.
But mine will get better! I forgo gum for cock! It's a small sacrifice, really. I can always put strawberry flavoring on the cock. I just have to remember not to chew it.
oh God. My jaw has been hurting since February, but without the click (Just a massive 'crunch' sound and then varying degrees of ow on different days).
Dentist, huh. Dammit.
GO! Because if it's just one side then it's probably rest and relaxation, if it's both sides then it's maybe something else.. go. Fer serious. Your smile is too gorgeous to risk it. :)
(he says this while looking at me like 'don't try to deny this, bitch, I know your type')
I *so* know that look *g*
I was all "But! What if I don't test it and then one day it won't open!" and he said "I promise, that won't happen." But he said it with the same tone that you'd use if a toddler said "But what if I wake up and all the trees have turned purple?" Small words, soothing tone, 'you complete moron' look on his face. :)
ah! Did I ever tell you that I spent most of my grad school days in a bite splint so that I wouldn't grind my teeth at night? or that I officially had TMJ and had to have shots into the joint to reduce the swelling?
It hurts like a big dog, yo.
And sorry about the leaving off of the head. Although, now that I think about it, welcome to Ronnie World.
Ronnie, I loved your txts this morning, they made me smile so big. Also! An hour long drive is just enough time to try four different BPAL scents and have the bad ones wear off enough that you don't choke the office. Final result?
Santo Domingo: Ew!
Twilight: *pinches nose*
But... if it went without saying, then Doctor didn't say it. If Doctor didn't say it, it's obviously not important. Therefore, COCK! Still on the menu! QED!
she makes an excellent point, mellies.
my poor mellies!!!!
*massages your jaw!*
NO BAGELS FOR YOU EITHER YOUNG LADY.
No bagels. *sigh* Lizzies, I'm going to miss caramels.
However: the faster you get better (i.e., the more ice cream you eat), the sooner you will be able to return to the cock buffet. Therefore Matt must take his place as the ice-cream provider and manservant. It's in his best interest, really!
No cock? Damn ... and I'm having this totally weird Talia moment while I hear her in my head yellin "Get to lickin'!"
yeah, she would also say this thread would be much better if we were all naked.... Just sayin's all.
NO HEAD. OH hun. That (no pun intended) blows.
Eh, it'll be ok. It's not like they weren't getting all jaded about it anyway. Perhaps some period of denial will make my fine quality fellatio more appreciated.
Also, time to research some new tricks. *hums 'star spangled banner'*
Melly, I'm kind of a little afraid to open my mouth too much right now.
It's disconcerting, I'll tell you that. Mostly it just makes me want to test it all the time becuase he was like "don't test it!" so I'm like *must* *test* *now*