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[Sep. 21st, 2005|10:28 am]
Whole lotta labia.
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Short version: I'm still tired, my jaw still hurts, I'm still stressed, I still have a bunny for the powerballad ficathon that I think is going to work perfectly but will probably eat my brain, my jaw still hurts, I'm tired of eating soft food, and my jaw still hurts.

In other news, nicked from bittibuddha, a meme thing. It's been a whie since I did one of these and I like this one.

7 Things I Plan to Do Before I Die:
~ learn to hang-glide
~ rent a private island
~ teach little kids to read
~ spoil a grandkid rotten
~ become a competent recreational dancer
~ get married without making life difficult for everyone I know
~ run a marathon

7 Things I Can Do:
~ eyebrow of doom
~ most accents, and I swear my Scottish doesn't *always* turn into the guy on the bridge in Samurai Jack
~ run five miles
~ bake. Like a mofo, yo
~ be in charge, if I absolutely must
~ start a fire without accelerant
~ deal with a spider

7 Things I Can't Do: (Yet)
~ deal with any other kind of bug
~ look out for myself
~ be nice
~ maintain an internal censor
~ clip the threads off anything I sew
~ own anything that has to be drycleaned
~ get my oil changed regularly

7 Things that attract me to the opposite sex:someone:
~ so funny I have to cross my legs or I'll pee in my pants
~ ability to carry on multiple passions
~ reliability and responsibility
~ braaaaaaains
~ beautiful eyes
~ ability to not get sucked into drama
~ kindness and generosity

7 Things I say most often:
~ Sweet Jeebus
~ Oh this can't end well
~ Yeah.. not with the "so much"
~ I love you.
~ cock-knocker
~ Don't make me cut you
~ It was the best. day. ever.

7 Favorite Movies: (not in order)
~ Shirley Valentine
~ Local Hero
~ Master and Commander
~ The Princess and the Warrior
~ The Sting
~ Sneakers
~ that one with the hobbity types.

[User Picture]From: wilfulcait
2005-09-21 02:36 pm (UTC)
Hey, if you can deal with the spiders, I can manage most of the rest. We just need to get somebody for the centipedes.

Sorry your jaw still hurts. I think it is a sign from God that you need to bite people who are annoying you (you'll note that I don't say "who are causing you stress.") I think if you do this the muscle spasms will relax.
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From: berreh
2005-09-21 02:37 pm (UTC)
Jack says he's sorry about the jaw thing. But the Good Doctor did warn you, you know.
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[User Picture]From: ipso__facto
2005-09-21 02:41 pm (UTC)
wait. there's a movie with hobbity types? no shit!

also, renting a private island might be the best. goal. ever. just saying.
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[User Picture]From: cindyjade
2005-09-21 02:56 pm (UTC)
*loves on teh mellies*
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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2005-09-21 02:58 pm (UTC)
This is most excellent list Melly.

I forgot to tell you that on Saturday night I dreamed I had a Scottish boyfriend named Neil, who was not entirely unhandsome and who had a seriously sexy voice, and I brought him to some sort of fannish thing where all my LJ peeps were around, and he fell madly in love with you. and dumped me. and I let him. and didn't attempt to bitch fight you or anything.


Hi. Wednesday. drowning in work, and yet not doing any of it. Hi.
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[User Picture]From: slightlytricky
2005-09-21 03:01 pm (UTC)
No, I love you.

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[User Picture]From: insidian
2005-09-21 03:04 pm (UTC)
Mellies! I called you and told your voicemail a joke, like, a long time ago! Did you get it?

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[User Picture]From: wizardglick
2005-09-21 03:14 pm (UTC)

Just learn to change your oil yourself. Change it once a season, and during the spring and fall changes, change your air filter too.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-09-21 03:16 pm (UTC)
I always changed it myself when I drove the Volvo.. I could even change it myself on the Honda, but the VW's too low to the ground and I just can't wiggle my arm in there to get at it. :)
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[User Picture]From: wizardglick
2005-09-21 03:32 pm (UTC)

Well, that's good too. Just remember to always check that the drain plug, and filler cap are back on when they give your car back to you. And also check your oil level yourself to make sure they actually remembered to give you some noew oil !

From what I've heard about these quicky-lube places, one of these things *will* happen to you. It's jsut a matter of time.
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2005-09-21 04:19 pm (UTC)
COCK-KNOCKER. oh dear. :) I love you. Lots.
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[User Picture]From: gospeed
2005-09-22 01:55 am (UTC)
is it just me? what is a powerballad ficathon? and why will the bunny eat your brain?
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[User Picture]From: ravenscathedral
2005-09-22 01:03 pm (UTC)
SNEAKERS!!!! How can you go wrong with that? River Phoenix (my daughter's boyfriend..) AND ROBERT REDFORD... Hey you.

I called you and left a message, I think it was the house number - it was a little weird... so I got flustered. as you may have heard. I just wanted to tell you that I love you and miss you bunches.
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