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[Dec. 29th, 2005|11:21 am]
Whole lotta labia.

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning.



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omg shut up! I do not!

Dood, how does it *know*?!
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From: starfishchick
2005-12-29 04:26 pm (UTC)

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Stop wearing pants again.



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I get the same one every time!
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-12-29 05:55 pm (UTC)
Well hopefully you'll listen and the rest of us can stop telling you! Seriously, Steph, pants are not optional.

;)
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From: starfishchick
2005-12-29 06:30 pm (UTC)
PANTS PANTS PANTS.
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[User Picture]From: mieszko
2005-12-29 04:26 pm (UTC)
cause it knows what you do its been watching plus it asked me a few questions and I told it about your rat addicted to crack problem wiht email. :) :)
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-12-29 05:55 pm (UTC)
I think I might resent that rat-crack comment, mister!
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[User Picture]From: mieszko
2005-12-30 04:29 am (UTC)
I'm just going on observation and what I've been told.
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[User Picture]From: traveller
2005-12-29 04:27 pm (UTC)
i did it a second time this morning, to make sure?

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Get married in a bar.



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IT KNOWS.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-12-29 05:56 pm (UTC)
O.O

I think it's looking in our windows.
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[User Picture]From: traveller
2005-12-29 05:57 pm (UTC)
i'm eskeered mellies hold me.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-12-29 06:04 pm (UTC)
*clings*

cee, in preparation for girlie invasion I bought a coffee maker. I told Lala I had no coffee maker.. the conversation went like this:

Lala: But... why?
Melly: Because, Lala, I don't drink coffee.
Lala: . . . .
Melly: But now I'll have one for those people I love who do drink it.
Lala: . . . .
Melly: Lala?
Lala: I'm sorry, I just keep hearing "wah wah wah wah wahwah."
Melly: Not getting past the 'don't drink coffee' thing are you?
Lala: But Mellies, what do you DO?!
Melly: Well there's tea..
Lala: But...
Melly: And I start drinking Diet Coke at 8:30 in the morning.
Lala: ... oh. Well that works too.
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[User Picture]From: traveller
2005-12-29 06:20 pm (UTC)
i think this is my third cup.

if by third you mean eighth, and i do.
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[User Picture]From: mieszko
2005-12-29 04:36 pm (UTC)
that's alright I was told mine was to be kinkier more often.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-12-29 05:56 pm (UTC)
Not just "be kinky" but "be *kinkier*" and "more often"

sweeeet.
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[User Picture]From: mieszko
2005-12-29 07:40 pm (UTC)
yup makes you wonder I guess I'm going to have to get some chickens and other livestock for the new year, then again soem of the camping gear I'll be carrying could get interesting!!!
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[User Picture]From: kiltsandlollies
2005-12-29 05:00 pm (UTC)

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Have at least one orgasm per hour.



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*gives it best college try omg*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-12-29 05:57 pm (UTC)
But.. but.. what if you oversleep? When do you catch up? And also? omg, carpal tunnel!
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[User Picture]From: magickalmolly
2005-12-29 11:09 pm (UTC)
dude. switch hands and gain a stroke, that's my motto.
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[User Picture]From: alex_wench
2005-12-29 05:57 pm (UTC)
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In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Slap stupid people in the head.



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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2005-12-29 05:57 pm (UTC)
Well that's a bit like slow pitch at the batting cages for you, isn't it? I mean, really. You're practially doing that as it is.
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[User Picture]From: alex_wench
2005-12-29 07:51 pm (UTC)
ME?
*places hand on chest*

i am shocked.
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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2005-12-29 09:27 pm (UTC)

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Read the manual.



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AHAHAHA!

Hi Melly.
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