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[Jan. 24th, 2006|09:05 am]
Whole lotta labia.
Dear Guy Doing Bicep Curls,

Now... I'm not saying that bringing your iPod to the gym makes you gay. I'm not even saying that bringing a colored iPod to the gym makes you gay. Bringing a pink iPod to the gym? Sorry, kiddo. That makes you gay.

Unambigously,
Melly


Dear Guy On The Pec Fly,

Ok, buddy. I put up with your superfluous grunting, even though we all know what I think about gym grunters (you're either showing off or you're using too much weight, you want to really impress me? Slow down and improve your form). And I put up with your sweaty-palmed back-slapping with your buddies. But COME. ON. Two reps is not a set. Three reps is not a set. They're friggin' proof that you're USING TOO MUCH WEIGHT. You're one of those guys who thinks that fucking faster and harder means you're fucking better, aren't you? I pity your girlfriend.

Or boyfriend. Which wouldn't suprise me. There's a guy doing bicep curls you should talk to.

-Melly
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[User Picture]From: maitheas
2006-01-24 02:12 pm (UTC)
Melly. I am rolling in the floor laughing now. Thank you very much.

This week's quest to leave off gratuitous carbs? not going so well. But I am drinking my water and taking my medicine to keep my insulin under control, so there's that little victory.

Hi Pretty Girl.
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From: (Anonymous)
2006-01-24 04:11 pm (UTC)
Ronniest. I went to the gym last night even though I felt like butt. And I'm going today. My meeting with my trainer was faboo. And I miss you.

Also? I ate everything this past weekend. Everything. It was all good. :)
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From: starfishchick
2006-01-24 02:42 pm (UTC)
Welcome home, Melly!! (Watch your mail!)
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2006-01-24 04:16 pm (UTC)
*perks up*

Rilly?
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From: starfishchick
2006-01-24 04:22 pm (UTC)
I would not lie to you about that kind of thing!!
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[User Picture]From: devilvern
2006-01-24 03:38 pm (UTC)
Too funny. Yet another reason to not go to the gym...

Actually, this post is just a reason to say "Hi, I am reading your journal"

So... Hi, I am reading your journal.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2006-01-24 04:17 pm (UTC)
No. Absolutely not. No Verns allowed.

:D
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[User Picture]From: devilvern
2006-01-24 04:33 pm (UTC)
Aww... C'mon... :(
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[User Picture]From: wizardglick
2006-01-24 03:39 pm (UTC)

I like the 3 guys in my gym that "work out" together. That is, one guy sits on a machine, two guys lean on two other machines. Guy does three reps the entire time he's sitting there. Then they move on.

On the other hand, my bicep curls at this point are so woosy and pathetic, I feel like I should be wearing more pink on that machine.
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2006-01-24 04:18 pm (UTC)
The nice thing about being a pansy with the bicep curls, for me at least, is that no one is ever using the weights I need. :)
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[User Picture]From: wizardglick
2006-01-24 06:51 pm (UTC)

I should be using free weights,I suppose...

But those plate machines are just seem so much easier. No thinking involved, nothing to remember. Just wander over to whatever machine looks inviting and have a seat.

That section of my gym is always relatively uncrowded as well.

Since I was off yesterday, I had a real nice workout. However, quite tired today.
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[User Picture]From: slightlytricky
2006-01-24 04:17 pm (UTC)
is it portland yet?
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2006-01-24 04:19 pm (UTC)
Soon baby. So soon.
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[User Picture]From: corbett
2006-01-24 06:27 pm (UTC)

off topic

Melly,

wasn't sure how interested you'd be, but i'm sure you have some interest... jennifer will be forwarding you a little video (4 megs) that i sent her... of colin ferrell... doing naughty things... naughty naughty things

enjoy ;-)

sc
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