||[Jan. 24th, 2006|09:05 am]
Whole lotta labia.
Dear Guy Doing Bicep Curls,|
Now... I'm not saying that bringing your iPod to the gym makes you gay. I'm not even saying that bringing a colored iPod to the gym makes you gay. Bringing a pink iPod to the gym? Sorry, kiddo. That makes you gay.
Dear Guy On The Pec Fly,
Ok, buddy. I put up with your superfluous grunting, even though we all know what I think about gym grunters (you're either showing off or you're using too much weight, you want to really impress me? Slow down and improve your form). And I put up with your sweaty-palmed back-slapping with your buddies. But COME. ON. Two reps is not a set. Three reps is not a set. They're friggin' proof that you're USING TOO MUCH WEIGHT. You're one of those guys who thinks that fucking faster and harder means you're fucking better, aren't you? I pity your girlfriend.
Or boyfriend. Which wouldn't suprise me. There's a guy doing bicep curls you should talk to.