2006-03-28 05:56 pm (UTC)
that's... dedication to his art.
I suppose it would led itself to something rather Pollack-y. Eventually. But by the time you got enough for a marketable piece of work you'd have some righteous carpal tunnel syndrome.
And hair on your palms, most likely.
My head is still desking.
At what point does that sound like a good idea? I mean really.. at what point do you think "I could go get a nice quiet restroom stall or... what the hell, let's just do it into the locker."
Awww! Poor kid... those beginner hormones, dontchaknow.
Don't get me wrong. I've wanked in some pretty public spots. But at least I had the grace to go handsfree.
I guess running out to the back of the gym for a smoke before lunch period no longer holds as much appeal for the teenage risk taker?
Please. Furtive smoking is so 1994.
He's totally on the fast track to pornville. Steve should buy him a pack of white socks for his graduation gift.
And he should begin growing an unattractive mustache.
did he buy the locker dinner first? teenagers ...
Says the mother of one. ;)
boys are gross.
Except for our albino movie boyfriend. He'd never do that.
Alas, I am sure that our pretend movie boyfriend was as horny as any other horny monkey teenager, and probably did his share of questionable spilling of seed.
Of course, now? it would be totally hot. but you never heard me say that.
tsk. at least some wait till we can hit the teacher's lounge.
Except, we're girls. We can get away with that anywhere. Seriously, what I get up to at my desk is between me and the center seam of my jeans. If your wank ritual involves actual external exposure then DUDE, keep it to the bathroom.. or the teacher's lounge. ;)
Into his LOCKER, Steph! *shudders*
Granted, it's not as horrifying as some of the resumes you were getting, but it is pretty bad.
Oh no, Melly, it is SO MUCH WORSE. At least I have cyberspace between me and the resume-senders.
EW EW EW.
ST says "He seemed pretty shaken. Then again, so was I." Well I should ASSUME SO! I can just see him walking down the hall going "Lovely day.. sun is out.. nothing much to do.. just kinda--- What the HELL!?!"
Dude, *I* am shaken, and I am a whole country away!!