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Whole lotta labia.

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[Apr. 7th, 2006|10:51 am]
Whole lotta labia.
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In the latest of our most recent spate of "perverts on the internet" reports (and I'm not saying that this isn't a serious issue which needs attention, I'm just being a smartass) this morning's news had an expose on myspace. They warned me that the internet is a public place and that by putting up online profiles you could provide predators with information necessary to get in your good graces. I realize that I have put up an online profile, I have put up public surveys, I have provided information which would allow predators to get to know me.

So, I'd just like to say a little something to the deepest darkest perverts who have come and used my openness as a ruse to possibly take advantage of me. And what I'd like to say to the deepest darkest pervert is this:

I had a donut this morning, Lizzies. Aren't you jealous?

How are the rest of you?

[User Picture]From: cindyjade
2006-04-07 03:03 pm (UTC)

yes, but what kind of donut was it? i promise i won't use this information to stalk you, steal your identity or post inappropriate pictures of you on the internets.

*writes 4 A GUD TIME CALL MELLY on bathroom walls*
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2006-04-07 03:12 pm (UTC)
It was a coffee-cake type thingy one with little crumbles on the top. Was so good omg!
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[User Picture]From: wilfulcait
2006-04-07 03:03 pm (UTC)
I had a doughnut too! We must be soulmates!
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[User Picture]From: mellyflori
2006-04-07 03:13 pm (UTC)
Clearly we belong together.
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[User Picture]From: slightlytricky
2006-04-07 03:04 pm (UTC)
*opens mouth like little bird for bites!*
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[User Picture]From: eklectick
2006-04-07 05:56 pm (UTC)
Du-amn! Caught!

No donut, just had seafood pho and then carrot cake. With little BLUE icing carrots on top. And I haven't have had sugar in a month. Perv material fer sher.
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[User Picture]From: airgiodslv
2006-04-07 09:28 pm (UTC)
Hi Mellies hi! I have a peanut butter egg and a lot of caffeinated mocha and I meese you!!! *squishy hugs*
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[User Picture]From: shaenie
2006-04-08 02:58 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: winters_edge
2006-04-08 02:22 pm (UTC)
I am officially laying blame for my 11:00 pm trip to Dunkin' Donuts on your doorstep. (Official blame became an actionable offense under the regime leadership of George W. Bush.

Anyway, I'm glad I got lots of physical stuff in yesterday.

MMMMMM, donuts.
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[User Picture]From: lalartu
2006-04-16 01:07 am (UTC)
*left eyebrow at a jaunty angle*

Was it a glazed donut?
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