||[Apr. 7th, 2006|10:51 am]
Whole lotta labia.
|[||how ya feelin'?
In the latest of our most recent spate of "perverts on the internet" reports (and I'm not saying that this isn't a serious issue which needs attention, I'm just being a smartass) this morning's news had an expose on myspace. They warned me that the internet is a public place and that by putting up online profiles you could provide predators with information necessary to get in your good graces. I realize that I have put up an online profile, I have put up public surveys, I have provided information which would allow predators to get to know me.
So, I'd just like to say a little something to the deepest darkest perverts who have come and used my openness as a ruse to possibly take advantage of me. And what I'd like to say to the deepest darkest pervert is this:
I had a donut this morning, Lizzies. Aren't you jealous?
How are the rest of you?