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Whole lotta labia.

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[Sep. 14th, 2006|03:41 pm]
Whole lotta labia.

Go here: http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3 and find five quotes that you think fit you. Me? I found.. five-ish.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
-Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

If we don't chase things--sometimes the things following us can catch up.
-L. M. Montgomery (1874 - 1942)

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
-Oscar Wilde (because.. y'know.. I freakin' love me some Oscar)

Actions have consequences...first rule of life. And the second rule is this - you are the only one responsible for your own actions.
- Holly Lisle

The road to a friend's house is never long.
-Danish Proverb

How can you come to know yourself? Never by thinking, always by doing. Try to do your duty, and you'll know right away what you amount to.
- Goethe (which appeals to my sense of irrational rage when it comes to solipsistic navel-gazers. quit overanalysing your life and get out there and live it. you're not going to solve your problems by sitting in a corner all day. sit in a corner solving yourself for an hour and they call it meditation - a fine and lovely thing - but any longer than that and you're just being selfish, imagine what other things you could be doing.)

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-Mark Twain (my mama says that "shit" is the only word that feels good when you say it. i'm not sure it's the *only* word, but she's right about it feeling good.)

[User Picture]From: eklectick
2006-09-14 08:46 pm (UTC)
>solipsistic navel-gazers

Love it! It's an physiological anomaly, but if you gaze at your navel long enough, your head gets sucked right up your ass...
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