||[Feb. 26th, 2007|10:59 am]
Whole lotta labia.
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Two things. (I know, I already posted, shut up. Just think of this as me taking my hormones out on the internet instead of my husband.)
1) Cait gets to come home today! Wooo! She may be checking out as we speak!!
1a) Sadly, I can't go see her until I feel better. Pfeh.
2) I'm going through E's red carpet photos and.. really.. some of them should be ashamed. I say this knowing that my ass will never be that tiny, nor will my legs ever be that long, and that those dresses would look AWFUL on me. But here's the thing, if you have that kind of figure shouldn't you find a dress that doesn't look awful on you? I'm looking at you, Anne Hathaway. You're a gorgeous girl, why why why for the love of God why are you wearing a doilie? In an unbecoming color?! And also, you Cate Blanchett. How is it that you manage to look not exactly bad but not exactly good so damned often?
On the other hand, Helen Mirren. And in conclusion, Melissa Etheridge and Tammy Lynn Michaels. Because.. a) N'awww! and b) May I look that good so soon after giving birth.
For those hoping for intellectual content, please see my dear corbett's LJ wherein he makes some interesting points about demographics.
YES! Also was it me or did Reese Whitherspoon look like she's trying to channel Morticia Addams? Also Jennifer Hudson, please you're an attactive woman, but what's with the jacket?
Although Nicole Kidman, as always, looked impeccable. Of course, in red!
A) I thought if anyone could pull off the dress, Reese could, and she did look great, if a bit goth. However, I totally agree with the GFY girls, she's gotten too thin for her own chin. *sigh*
B) Regarding Jennifer Hudson, blame Andre Leon Talley. He did the dress and apparently he's got a thing for jackets and reptile prints. Though, for me, he's always best for reminding me of that Margaret Cho bit where she's like "I'm fanning the flames of my faggotry!"
and C) Nicole can wear the shit out of those dresses. But I miss how she looked when her face actually moved.
Also, wasnt' Tammy carrying more than one baby? Or am I thinking of someone else?
Cause there's this couple I met last year at the HRC dinner where there was a strong EY contingent. She and her partner had 8 year old triplets! OMG TRIPLETS! I can't even imagine.
They were sooo cool.
Twins. Born in.. um.. mid-October. She says she tipped the scales at 200 when she checked into the hospital and she credits breastfeeding twins for the fact that in late January she was down to 130. I don't care what she weighs, she looks radiant.
I thought Cate Blanchett looked really good. Of course, my opinion might be colored by the fact that in my mind she's still standing next to Clive Owen - a moment which, literally, blew my shiny-addicted brain for the rest of the night. Best Picture, what?
There's a picture of her leaning down to be in the same frame with the lovely little girl from Little Miss Sunshine and I couldn't help but think "RUN, little girl! Run! She's coming for you!"
Seriously, she had this kind of half grin. That "I smell youth!" grin. Like if it weren't for the Botox she'd be cackling like Elizabeth Bathory.